It's not a wart? (by Newb_ronswek)

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“It nu da size of da toow, it how yu yoose it.”

“Fwuffy nu git much yoose outta dat wittew fing, dat fow suwe.”

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tired of people making art about me

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Me every day
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Wart-dick?? :no_mouth:

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it’s not a wart

Immediately this comes to mind:

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Genital wart (singular)

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Are these guys related?

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Mare: ou stawtin yet?

Stallion: am…doing…it awweadi :sob:

Mare: oh! Teww if stawwion done.

Stallion: :sob:

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“What am ‘ou goin’ to do wiff that? It’s smawwah den tooff pick. Fwuffy’be seen monstews an’ poopies babbeh’s wiff penises biggah den that.”

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“Well, on the flip side I named him Dee Snyder because of his freakishly long tongue.”

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"Get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on tight, because…

THIS…

IS THE HOUSE OF HAIR!!!"

(Ah, yes…Dee Snider’s Sunday morning “House of Hair” radio show…I know it well)

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No, it’s “dick-wart.”

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HA! That’s a perfect expression for a fluffy this devastated! :rofl:

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Hahahahaha hilarious.

Ouch.