This story is utter dogshit that i made because i pulled an all nighter, please don’t check this or others stories expect this
If you want to know why is this dipshit so mad, then check this
Kiwami means Extreme
And by that i mean
Mentally defected 23 year old failed pro kickboxer named Marcus
This time deranged “not treated anger issues” guy goes to some rundown fluffymart
Ah yes sound of huhuhu’s, chirps of the chirped, coo’s and murmurs about this and that
That fucking nipwit… I need another to calm down
Talkie’s and chirpeh’s, heard this and started getting on his nerves
Nyu daddeh, babbeh wub ou’
Sorry, but i don’t need you
Sob babbeh du somewing wong?
Yea so fuck off
..daddeh… am meanie huhuhu
Walking to the aisle with grown up fluffy, he found …wow a bowl fluffy only for 10 dollars?
Yippee … Someone gonna drown
Green with red mane bowl pegasus fluffy, according to the list its a mare
Yo little guy, want a house to live in?
Nice mistah wiww be fluffy Nyu daddeh?
Yea, want a new name?
Yey Fluffy wiww get a nyu namesie
Okay little guy, your new name will be papaya
Fluffy name wiww be papaya, su exsite’d
Come here
Fluffy closed the gap with our nipwit while you may think “but where’s the other fluffies” they all side eyeing the nipwit and the bowl fluffy like this
Not because they know the nipwit, it’s because papaya is already dumb as rocks even on a level of fluffies, because his parents were probably siblings
But he is good fella, unfortunate fella
Daddeh picked papaya and walked with him towards the counter and cashier
Wub upsies’
I love you too papaya
And now the fluffy is standing on a counter, humming and mumbling happily about his new daddeh
Okay it will be 10 dollars, need anything?
No thanks, i already have everything
Come visit us again, sir
Yea i will
Daddeh already had toysies and nestie for papaya?
Su happy
Daddeh alweady hab toysies and nestie fo’ fluffy
Nipwit just nodded in a positive way
Yey
Now after walking like a 500 meters from the fluffmart, you at your home
Now how about you will take a bath and smell pretty like flowers
Papaya wub wawa, wan tu taik ba’h
Okay lets go
They approach the bathroom, fluffy is placed on cheap plastic grey basket full of soiled and dirty clothes, while daddeh fills the bathtub with warm water, fluffy patiently waiting for his daddeh
Water is filled and ready, now daddeh needs to suppress the urge to toss the papaya like a basket ball and finish him with a toaster
Here you go, Papaya
Su wamsie, wub gud wawa an nyu daddeh
I love you too, papaya
Oh sorry looks like someone calling me, can you wait here while i do something important, it won’t take long(btw no one calling)
Nu wowwy daddeh, fluffy am boww fluffy wub any wawa
Alrighty then
After 1 forevers(1 hour)
Daddeh! Whewe awe ou’, papaya wan explowin’ nyu hausie
Silence, something is not right because where are Papaya daddeh???
Lets try to find him!
Ib fluffy bin daddeh, whewe cun fluffy gu???
Puff… Puff on a door, sound of underused hooves doesn’t make much noise to summon daddeh
But what does he do right now to forget about gud fluffy???
He goes to convenience store to buy beer and Lays, on his way 3 hoodlums tried to jump him, nevertheless they all got packed up, legs first to the wall
The sound of keys dangling and door lock opening, made fluffy shine like a space star
Daddeh, papaya miss ou’
Sorry papaya, my friend needed(this nigga doesn’t have friends dont lie) help so i lost track of time
It otay daddeh
Now fluffy warm and dry, is left in safe room, safe room is so pretty and filled with so many toys
Colorful Litter box, nest bed replicates what would fluffy build if he was questioned what nest is the best
no it’s not “cardboard box i stole from random target with important paperwork of some company, if they find me with this paperwork i would probably be quartered on a spot”
The entire floor is covered in eligibly soft carpet and to increase the mood of your pet toy, carpet and walls are colorful and full of child drawings, babbehs wub mummah and other phrases
Papaya now fells sleepy… Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wow its a morning already
Papaya yawned and did a stretch, good 20 seconds still trying to wake up fully staring into straight wall, mesmerized by how pretty and good your new saferoom, then do the deed in your place, eat kibble in a bowl and dont make mess, only bad fluffies make mess when they eat, drink water and then wait for daddeh to wake up
Door to the room opened with a slight squeak, in a doorway was one and only daddeh with shiny smile
Good morning Papaya, how was your sleep
Gud mown’ng daddeh, Fluffy hab bestesh sleepies
Are you having fun with your toys?
Yus daddeh, hewe awe su many toysies fo’ fluffy
Well then how about you show me how happy you are
Daddeh wiww wa’ch hau papaya pway’s wi’h toysies?
Of course little guy
Now papaya with determined look, decides which toy he should play first
And its … Irrelevant drum roll cliche BWOCKIES
Fluffy reaches his stubby front legs to colorful block with numbers 1,2,3,4,5 written on it
Papaya sitting on his rump with serious facial expression set first block then the second and the third block
Air around fluffy thicken up, by nervous movements and anticipation, papaya never stacked more than 2 or 3 maybe he can stack a fourth one, he is hesitant to stack the last one to reach a new record
You are not having fun?..
Nu daddeh.. papaya jus’ t’ink abah hau tu pwace wastest bwockie
You ARE NOT HAVING FUN???
Nu daddeh nu mean tu
OH I KNOW WHAT, YOU ARE UNGRATEFUL BITCH ASS RETARD, I GAVE YOU HOME, NAME, TOYS TO PLAY AND FOOD TO EAT
AND YOU STILL NOT HAPPY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I DO THIS ALL FOR YOU, MY CAREER GOT FINISHED WHEN ONE OF YOUR KIND APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE ON A HIGHWAY AND MY CAR SLIPPED UP INTO THE SAFETY RAIL
Pwease daddeh nu shauties nu gib huwties tu fwuffy papaya heaw places
Come here for a second
With this request papaya thought maybe daddeh didn’t say this because he hated papaya
Daddeh nu angwy at fwuffy? Gib huggies an’ wub tu daddeh tu feew bettah?
No
Uh…papaya sowwy fo’ b’ing bad fwuffy…
Daddeh “shhhh” papaya so he now only thinks about what he did to be a bad fluffy
Walking through the apartment, and descending to basement heading straight to the maintenance staff break room , fluffy is held tight via rope on long vertical block of wood
Daddeh wat fwuffy papaya du wong?..
You didn’t had fun
Wat?..
Ungrateful bitch
Pwease daddeh nu huwt papaya
Meaniest high kick to face of a fluffy, skull around the left cheek is shattered but still intact, adrenaline pumping and now papaya shaking violently, trying to escape
SCREEEEEEEE WOSTEST TINKY PWACE HUWTIES,sob DADDDEH GIB HUGGIES TU FWUFFY
Nah
Damage to the muzzle, front skull is now also shattered but still intact (you would probably need a hammer to fully shatter the skull), the face is now covered in dust and other dirt that can stick to the surface of the shoes, pulsating red on a green fur in response providing even more adrenaline, blood shot eyes because some capillaries were burst
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE kaffs coughs WOStest… HUWTIES
Yeah yeah you fuckers always say that to appear cutie and candy, who the fuck programmed your kind to say that, SAY IT TO ME
nu…gasp knuw… Kaff daddeh
oh hell naw you you you you you you one of them bitch, you heard me bitch ass turd, i know just tell me the name
…nu knuw whu
do you want food
Papaya nu wike meanie dummeh
Oh come on since when did i was harsh on you
Is this nigga serious
Okay I’ll hope you like sandwiches
One blow directly to the stomach and second to wherever the liver is, last cough and now papaya guts is sticking out of his mouth, specifically you can see bludged liver separated in three parts 2 small and 1 big where the blow was delivered
Silence…
To the garbage you go
One of empty black garbage bags, which were sitting in a corner got filled with a body
Dead silence was interrupted by loud noise of garbage collector truck
Yo can you take this bag
No problem buddy
Thanks
Finally i can relax and drink beer
The rest of the day daddeh spent watching tv while giggling about how he beat his fluffy
The end of this story but not the deranged mental asylum escaped patient
