This story is utter dogshit that i made because i pulled an all nighter, please don’t check this or others stories expect this
Unrelated short story i made because i don’t want to go sleep (btw its 6 am in the morning in my country)
Your a poopie pointy chirpy fluffy
Gud babbeh
You love your mom and she loves you
She can’t see you but you don’t bother, mummah songs and her warmth is all you need
You don’t know about your brothers and sisters, but they are probably around you, see pwaces are closed because you are just little babbeh but you can hear their coo’s and chirps
You try to give them huggies, they love you back
You like your siblings
One day, hooman hand takes you from your mummah but atleast you have your siblings
Distressed chirps of you attract your siblings attention so they try to comfort you, but they can’t so they also chirp like you making a chain reaction till hooman says
SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOU, WAWAAWAAWWAWW WOMP WOMP WOMP, DIE AND GET ENF BY SOME DIPSHIT CRACKHEAD BEHIND 7/11"
Dont mind him he just got fed up
All of you make a fluffy pile in a basket, you finally feel warmth and comfort you are entitled to
Hooman massages your tummy and then suddenly voids your bowels, again your helpless chirps attract your siblings, this time the hooman just ignores your siblings concern
Attaches the waste tube to your rear end, fills the silicone feeding teat with milk to last you 3 weeks if you are not greedy
Knowing you, one week passes and you already die of thirst
Places you down the can and fixates the cap
He does the same thing for your siblings, maybe you will get into a family with them
Three forevers(1 day) and now you are in vending machine, with colorful orange and pink front panel " foals in the can, get yours just for 5 dollars" written on it
The dim light in the vending machine is now your only comfort and occasional earthquakes when your siblings cans descend down the drain of vending machines, nyu daddeh or nyu mummah always say
Ohh look at you, so cute, i love you little guy
You wait till its your turn, just wait …
You are now talkie babbeh, seeing others cans with your see pwaces makes you wonder when it’ll be your turn
Meany miwkie tingy nu gib miwkies tu wittow babbeh nu mowe, babbeh hate’chu hate’chu hate’chu huhuhuhuhuhu
Another earthquake, you are not excited because you know no one wants you,
But it was your can which descend down the drain on vending machine
You fell heart happies that you finally getting a nyu daddeh or nyu mummah
But your heart got crunched the second you heard words of nyu daddeh
… Ugh i just wasted my pocket money on this? Fuck it
Daddeh cracked your can open, you feel like he just bluffing, he loves you… Right?..
You fell an indescribable warmth of your daddeh hand
Before he strikes your muzzle and then pinches it with a blank “i dont give a fuck” stare
You try to stop him but he is waiting for you to do something
Wai nyu daddeh gib huwties tu gud babbeh, onwy fo’ huggies and wub, nu desewbe t’is
Oh really, you are a good babbeh that doesn’t deserve huwties
Yus wai daddeh wai
Look i know this but you are only wasting the oxygen by living and you certainly don’t deserve shit from me or any other people
Wai am wittow babbeh awe bad babbeh?
Yes
Huhuhuhu nu cawe, nu wike nyu daddeh, babbeh gib sowwy poopies to meanie dummeh daddeh
Listen listen you won’t do shit to me or any other people, see this why you don’t deserve anything, you are just too stubborn to something good
Stupi meanie
Liquid torrent of shit and small bit of piss almost graced daddeh shoes
Okay dipwit, you just asked for it
Nu cawe
Care about this
With a quick and swift throw to the air, you felt like a wingie babbeh you seen while still in a can, flying with wingies
But then guick jab and follow-up cross you got sent forward to the wall
Your fat body flocked down the wall, while you were almost coughing up your guts
Kaff kaff wai, wai daddeh gib huwties… Onwy.. wittow babbeh… Huggies …
‘Nu cawe’ about you anymore dipwit
HEY FLUFF, COME HERE NOW OR I WILL MAKE YOU
Nu wan tu gu wit hoomans, wiww wun away
Said some nearby fluffy
Only dipwits all around, tsk… I will make it quick
With this you felt in the air another time but this time meanie daddeh hit you with axe kick, straight to the head…
Serves you right bitch ass custard, not even good colors could save entitled brat like you
Fluffy … Nu … Fe..e…w g…u…d…
Chirp… Chirp… Chirp…
Am bad babbeh, wan die, wan die, wan die
Mutilated Cold body laying on a ground of the unicorn fluffy were found by pedestrians,
Someone kicked him in the head and his horn would make him derped but he got finished by something that would make grown ass men cough his guts out
shame if only other people found him
The end of crushed dreams.
