HA. Not so tough now, are ya, ya little red fuckfart? Seems Roller’s owner doesn’t take too kindly to aspiring pedos around here. I feel a neck snap coming his way.
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Time to make some soap from the fat and a new throw rug / blanket to send the pregnant pillow back with. 
Unless the owners changed their mind and is deciding to keep them since they’re getting rid of big boy.
Not gonna lie, his head of hair/mane in this art looks like it would make a hilarious whig. xD
Could clip off the hooves and keep them as coasters or flip them over and use the pad sides to rest your elbows/heels.
Hmmm, what else can we make use of?
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could keep his skull as a macabre trophy
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Use his mince for sketti
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Alas, poor roller~ I knew him Horatio.
Skull for a key dish or an ashtray would be pretty dope.
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No murderboner tirade can describe how much I want to break this puffball. Like breaking his spine with a bear hug or something. Your fluffies are just too cute I can’t
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I mean at the rate he’s inflating with each redrawing he might pop by the next comic.
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That’s not a soon-mummah?
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No he is just fat
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Little did the fluffies at the shelter know, that the meat used for their surprise sketty day sauce was fluffy.
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Ah, that’s nice!
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NO sale him to collector.
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WAN DIE LOOPS INCOMING
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No. He’s just a spoiled, fat smarty.
Remember to discipline your pets, fluffy owners!
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You can tell him that weird dudes on the internet think that he is a soon-mummuh. It’s like nu am mawe, but 10 times better
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Man did he pick the wrong time of year, stomp that fat gremlin, moonie!
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I’m not even sure what he’s screaming but I love that he’s afraid.
Edit: figured it out.
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Zoom in on the smirking face of the “smart but not Smarty” Enfie Mare who convinced him to ask for it.
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Yeah should have used the auto text thing since me writing the dialogue can be pretty confusing.
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Smarty piñata
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