Original art by EgorAlexeev
**I saw this artwork and wanted to make an extended story about it, that’s all. **
Besides incessant babbling and below-average intelligence, fluffy ponies are known for shitting nearly their entire body weight every day. Fluffy pony manure was unusual compared to “real animal” feces. For instance, fluffy shit smelled much worse, and it poisoned the environment rather than fertilize it. The excrement contained no micronutrients vital for plant growth and due to Hasbio designing the fluffies to be resistant to illnesses, the shitrats were prone to harboring numerous diseases without succumbing to them, which contributed to the stinking bacterial sludge that the bio toys produce.
However, early research into fluffy pony excrement revealed some unexpected uses for the stuff. The feces can be used as a base for an extremely toxic pesticide hazardous to every form of life, even rats and cockroaches. Another use is as a type of fuel, with the feces being used as a filler for petrol or gasoline.
One particular company has found a way to take advantage of the fluffy’s unique digestive system. Similar to pigs, fluffy ponies were capable of digesting a wide variety of foods, rotten or not, with the added trait of being able to digest and excrete at a much faster rate than swines. One may assume that this ability stems from the amalgamation of animal DNA that fluffy ponies are derived from. However, fluffies are often reluctant to ingest “icky” stuff, forcing the company to implement a few measures to utilize the vermin.
First, an adult fluffy pony is extracted from either the company’s breeding facility or from being captured within the infested streets of the nearby city. Their legs are amputated and a feeding pipe is strapped into their throats. Another pipe is lodged into their anal cavity, ensuring to collect any feces produced by the immobilized fluffy. Such thorough measures are required because the fluffy pony would otherwise refuse to consume the vile sludge that will soon pass through their bodies for the rest of their short lives.
Once every tool is implanted into the designated fluffy, the feeding pipe starts to force a mixture of chemicals and biological waste down their throats. The mixture consists of expired fertilizer, rotting animal carcasses, decaying plant matter, sewage water, and even fluffy pony excrement, all pulverized into a filthy slurry. Additional chemicals are also introduced to emulsify and thin out the putrid sludge.
Foals are also fed the same mixture but due to their less developed brains, they do not have to be forced to consume the disgusting slurry, they only have to be enticed by the addition of a cheap sweetener mixed into the sludge. Once they reach adult age, they will outright refuse to eat the nasty substance; thus, they will promptly be fitted with the aforementioned amputation and pipe insertion.
To attain maximum poop production from the fluffy ponies, data indicates that the creatures should be under chronic stress. Fluffies have been shown to digest faster and excrete more often when subjected to various methods of torture, suggesting an increased bowl movement in response to pain. As such, the company wasted no time in making sure that every adult fluffy was being used to its maximum potential.
Various means of torturing the fluffies were implemented. Fluffies were hosed in the face with cold water, taking advantage of their natural fear of drowning. Their eyes were forced open, upon which chemical irritants were sprayed into them. Machines were used to skewer the fluffies non-lethally with needle-sharp instruments. The company ensured that the “living quarters” of the fluffies were constantly dark and cramped, eliciting even more despair from the pitiful creatures.
Inevitably, a fluffy eventually dies from refining so much foul muck under such inhospitable conditions. Such a loss does not negatively impact poop production as the fluffies are easily replaceable. Hundreds of fluffies suffer within the confines of the company’s facilities, all of them serving a purpose beyond scavenging the urban areas or lazing away in a comfortable household.