your crush sent you an email with a promising text file! won’t you open it?
…now that i’ve typed that out i realize how incriminating that sounds. it’s just a link to a wiki page
i killed the saturation on this so it isn’t as painful to look at, but for those curious:
MEIN EYES THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING !
I don’t even need to click the link, to know what it is about.
I had a pair of knee-high socks that were that bright pink color, though I think just looking at my pale-ass legs would blind you enough 
now to write some harmless malware that just opens up to read some encouraging words and continues to spread
“fwuffy wub ou” ?
Called wub wub.
Perfect
If this email fluffy was sent to the trash bin after reading it, would it screeee?
