@gilbert-the-fuckin-gnome suggested someone booping Milkshake on the nose until he loses his shit. I’m finally delivering.
I might take a break from Milkshake for a bit, but I’ll still take note of fun suggestions for bothering this fatass.
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Air to the face
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The growing agitation was marvelous.
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It was everything I hoped it would be and more. The unbridled joy turning to “Do I hate this?” “I hate this…” “I HATE THIS” was fantastic
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Milkshake is pure fatty joy.
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neeeed to keep booping
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Glad to scratch that itch!
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May I suggest:
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not with a blow dryer…
just blow his chubby face kinda like the boop
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Put Milkshake in zero gravity.
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I love it!
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Either make weird noises from your mouth near him/his face like mouth popping or blow raspberries on him (my dog doesn’t either so maybe milkshake won’t like it.)
You could also put bag clips on his fat rolls, the plastic ones that kids of my time would put on your fingers to make lines on your fingers due to the ribbing on them.
Love how he turned out in this! Seeing his frustration and discomfort at the most simple things brings me such great joy.
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Zip tie him to a ceiling fan and let him spin around on it at full speed
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genius psychological torture. truly Machiavellian.
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The jiggling would cause the earth itself to tremble in a quake the likes of which mankind has never known.
But it would be worth it.
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Now break his nose.
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Tap his ass like a drum with drum sticks (not hard) until he starts getting irritated and mad at you, then keep doing it
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Static electricty. Milkshake drags his fat ass across the carpet and keeps building up charge until he reaches for something and gets shocked.
Bonus points if any fluffy or mane/tail poof out on the way.
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I love watching Milkshake being annoyed so much.
Now give him an itchy sweater that’s too small.
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