no sorry, i do it exclusively when i need to make someone miserable
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Why didn’t you say so in the first place get the 2 foot wide Cork immediately. 
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It’s actually a stealth abuse toy. Might look like a cork on the outside, but on the inside it’s an 18 INCH LONG BIG BLACK COCK.
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Failure is not an option.
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Imagine what a pain in the neck it would be to have to re-cork a fluffy every time it went to sleep.
(My headcanon has a solution to this: automated anal spigots! Insert once, let the permanent glue do its work, and then calibrate with a compatible litter box. Now the spigot will only let the fluffy shit if the fluffy’s anus is over the litter box and pointed in the right direction. Do note: needs two AAA batteries, one of which is on standby until the other goes down to 5%. If both batteries go below 5%, the spigot opens and then powers down, and doesn’t activate and re-close until two fresh batteries are inserted.)
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yes but maybe it would be more expensiv ? and some breeder don’t want to waste money on this for a future fluffy they won’t own ? (or just a stupid mare wanted babbehs and the owner don’t have much money :v)
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Dont be so smug little white foal….you’re getting the colostomy bag and carrying your own poopies
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boy get your mind out of the gutter you can talk about ass without it being sexual. 
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So you’re threatening a baby fluffy with major life changing surgery. 
Because it said something mean. 
Gets a bottle of unholy water flicks it at White Knight no crusading on the carpet. 
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Mah boi, I sure hope they didn’t say that just to have an excuse to abuse the other one, or your unholy water might just make them more powerful and capable of more excessive punishments.
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No that’s not it. 
I’m just saying " justifying abuse" goes over the top for literally the most minor thing.
And unholy water is just a reference to when you flick water at a cat stop scratching the carpet 
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I wholeheartedly agree. I usually dislike gratuitous abuse, but what I can’t stand is divine wrath levels of justice abuse (e. g. Fluffy does a minor misbehavior like “bad peepees” because it was startled resulting in life-ruining punishments like pillowing or the aforementioned poop-bag. To each their own, but it leaves me with a “meh” feeling.
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Or just keep the cork in until it looks pregnant with shit.
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It would be more expensive. For a pet fluffy, it would be worth it. For meat fluffies (which are very common in my timeline) it’s not worth it.
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Hahaha great work.
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Psychological abuse. Getting a fluffy to believe it deserves a wildly disproportionate punishment is incredibly fun. I dislike when the abuser is really self-righteous about it, though - the emphasis is maximum pain for the fluffy.
Superglue a cork into the white one for its insolence.
Uh, maybe just make him sleep in the litterbox at night? Still uncomfortable and miserable, but it won’t cause physical damage and rack up a huge vet bill down the line. I don’t mind abuse as long as it’s not against chirpies, but I have to err on the side of practicality here.
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Haha, yeah that’s what happens with shitrats that can’t control themselves.