"So yea I know i am Mr.B(r)east and I have been in a Twitter drama lately because I cured a bunch of blind people. So i thought that adobting a thousand fluffies from the streets would give me some good-guys-points on the platform. Well it did not work so thats why i am here.
You see… those furby-ass creatures keep on fucking, shitting and pissing everywhere in my house and are demanding as fuck.
That’s where you come in. I heard that you guys basically live in the basement of your parents and draw comics about them getting abused and killed.
I will give each one of you a free tesla if you fulfill my request, dear {reader}…
If curing blind people got me into this, then making 1k fluffies blind will get me out of this. Yes. This must be the key to receive respect on twitter. Make them blind. All of 'em. Themks #pray "
-Mr Boobs
I thought it was going to be a situation where they bought a bunch of fluffies and its a live stream event of either he kills all the fluffies or is killed by said fluffies in a dome he cant escape until they’re all dead (or remaining fluffies are let out of if they win).
Also thought mr beast was fake at first when I saw the long squiggle arm leading into the crow of fluffies. (ie - a shape shifter stretching a part of their body and making a stand in)