On Fluffies Section 1 Chapter 4 (bbthatguy)

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ON FLUFFIES by bbthatguy

SECTION 1: THE HISTORY OF FLUFFIES

CHAPTER 4: PUBLIC OPINION TURNS

MEGAHERDS ROAM THE LAND

A month since the opening of SpaghettiLand, people reported the presence of several feral herds near the fence surrounding the theme park. Though security (and some convincing from one of the park’s Unis) managed to disperse these herds, there was a bigger problem.

Hundreds of herds in nearby states began merging with one another, creating the first megaherds. Despite the cold, they marched on. With no real way of knowing if they were headed in the right direction, the megaherds wandered aimlessly, decimating plant life and leaving a trail of excrement in their wake. Despite efforts by local governments to stop these megaherds on their tracks, they only succeeded in killing a small fraction of them (around 10% of a megaherd population on average, or 25000 fluffies).

Uni fluffs were taken from their homes by ferals who looked to them for guidance, believing them to be the true Uni the Unicorn, Eartha the Earthie, and Peggy the Pegasus. The ferals were happy to oblige with their every want if it meant they could reach “SkettiWand”. Though the Uni fluffs tried, they were no smarter than the average fluffy, and in time the herds were no closer to SpaghettiLand than they were before taking in the Uni fluffs.

THE FALL OF CLEVELAND

The events surrounding the Fall of Cleveland remain a mystery. All that is known is that by pure chance, one megaherd of around 250,000 fluffies stumbled onto the vicinity of Cleveland, home of SpaghettiLand. Seeing the tall tower, the rides, and the bright lights, the fluffies wasted no time. With several Uni fluffs at the forefront, finally “coming home”, the megaherd descended upon SpaghettiLand, their sheer numbers managing to bring down the wire perimeter fence. Security was quickly overwhelmed, and an explosion was somehow triggered.

The flaming fluffies began blindly running around, spreading the fire around the park, and soon, the city. Not helping matters were some fluffies trying to hug the “hurties” away, igniting their own (highly flammable) fluff. As fires spread across Cleveland, several gas lines exploded, causing untold damage. As citizens desperately attempted to evacuate, they found their escape hindered by the horde of fluffies, dead or dying, scattered across the streets. In total, around 75 percent of the city was destroyed, with 100,000 dead and countless more injured.

THE AFTERMATH

With such a high loss of life and infrastructure, backlash was swift. FluffTV took the brunt of the blame. Their ad campaign for SpaghettiLand had caused several fluffies to run away and destroy a city. “Uni the Unicorn” cancelled, with all known copies owed by FluffTV destroyed. All mention of SpaghettiLand on TV was effectively banned outside of an academic perspective.

Though what happened in Cleveland was an accident, people began to turn against fluffies. Some domestics were thrown out of their homes. Mobs even formed around certain hugboxer’s homes, out for blood against the creature which had destroyed a city. The army was sent out to destroy the megaherds roaming the country, largely succeeding in wiping them out. The few hundred survivors retreated to forested areas. All told, more fluffies are estimated to have died as a result of post-Fall fluffy purges than in the actual Fall of Cleveland.

Demand for fluffies crashed to the lowest levels it had ever seen. Most backyard breeders closed down, euthanizing nearly their entire stock. FluffMart had to stop its training program for their fluffies in order to keep afloat. Acacia Biotoys only barely managed to hold on because of their massive earnings from the Uni fluffs. While sales for fluffies would rise once again, they would never reach pre-Fall levels.

The Hugboxer League lost the support they had with lawmakers. The fight for fluffy rights was back at square one. PETA as a whole saw their public standing take a large hit. If they had not “freed” the test ponies out into the wild, this entire chain of events could have been avoided. The organization was dissolved, with only the more radical elements remaining today.

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Author’s Notes:
Hello!
This chapter ended up being a bit shorter than expected since I ended up shuffling some stuff into later chapters. I had meant for this chapter to come out right after Chapter 3, but some personal stuff needed to be done. Im still reading through the Fall of Cleveland collaboration (80+ chapters is a lot), so I apologize if anything contradicts some part of that story.

As always, comments and suggestions are highly appreciated. Thanks for reading!

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Finished up the series so far and I think it’s pretty great; I’ve read quite a bit (I think) of the early fluffy canon c. 2011-2012 so I hope you continue with this in-universe history as it’s a helpful primer since I feel I’ve been out of the loop regarding quite a bit of generally accepted recent canon.

That said, Cleveland’s always been sort of a puzzling bit of lore for me personally. I can buy that a corporation would be soul-less (and thoughtless) enough to build it in the first place, I can accept that the rumor would spread among even the feral ponies since they can talk, and even that the city’s destruction was the result of an accident more than anything else, but I’ve always found it slightly incredulous - yeah, even within the setting - that no one thought to put a stop to a herd of thousands of fluffies given how destructive they’re typically seen as being in-universe.

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My only issue with this, which is a fantastic work making the accident more grounded, is Americans giving a shit about a city being destroyed.

We only really seem to be shocked once culturally.
Columbine was a big deal when it happened, culturally a change from one generation to another. Now it happens every month somewhere (that isn’t beset by plague) and its barely thought of by most people except as a reason to argue about guns for a few days.

After 9/11 and Centralia I’m not sure it would register much to most folks outside Ohio. Just an interest in the case, politicians fighting but not doing much by the time they move onto the next big debate, and conspiracy theorists thinking Satanic pedophile Fluffy-suited furries summoned an alien god to keep the Earth flat or something.

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It helps that Fluffy shit is variable.

As the lore goes, popular headcanon rather than hivecanon, they digest poorly. What goes in is mostly what comes out. Unlike most animals, including horses, Fluffies have strong aversion to their own feces and don’t eat it willingly to digest more. As omnivores they can eat rancid shit that will become toxic waste, but Fluffies eating mostly grass and compost materials will be doing the job of goats but far better (only being unable to eat the roots and briars goats eat).

Weak Fluffy teeth and bodies also means many plants like corn are safe. Anything not low to the ground that some clever Smarty or Alicorn could get to.

The trail of Fluffy plant devastation would essentially lay the groundwork for farming. Hell, using them to eradicate all kinds of plants may leave the space and fertilizer for sweet grasses to then graze cattle in a year or two.

So I imagine pushback from Hugboxers united alongside ranchers against farmers and folks who dislike them. Hell, farmers who can keep Fluffies out of their property would likely be glad for the god tier fertilizer.

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