Give the little alicorn a cruel fate at the hands of an uncaring fluffy breeder, Please?
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I think the malformed pegasus should be found by a fisherman and be used as catfish bait
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Sure!
The Mare:
Is captured by the New Orleans Fluffy Colonel on one of his feral hunts for fluffies with good genetics. She is put through the fluffy version of an obstacle course as the dispassionate colonel, a delta force veteran, tests her aptitudes through physical and intellectual challenges, as well as an observation phase while she plays.
She is blown away with 00 buckshot from a 12 gauge when she fails the first portion of the course: repeating back the rules she, and the 100 fluffies gathered, were given by the colonel.
Unacceptable really since they were given in fluff speak and in English.
The rules: (wules am wat fwuffies spose to do to make hoomins happy an be good fwuffies an hab good nummies, wawm housies, gud toysies, mebbe eben sketti some bwight times)
- Do what humans tell you to do. (Wisten to nice mistahs, nyu mummah or daddeh, an all hoomins. Do wat Dey wan, no wat fwuffy wan.)
- No asking questions, no crying, no scaredy poopies or peepees. Only brave fluffies are allowed here. Food, water, and litter boxes will be provided after you are done here. (Be bwave fwuffies. Bwave fwuffies am stwong in thinkie pwace. Dey no make scawdy poopies o peepees. Dey no show dey heawt huwties. No huu huus. Fwuffies NEBA cwy. Nice mistah no wike dat. Oh, nice mistah no wike wen fwuffy ask qwestions. Nice mistah kno whewe an wen fwuffies get nummies, wawas, an whewe littabox is. No wowwy bout dose tings now. Jus do wat nice mistah says an hab ebewyting wen fwuffy done pwaying n twaining dis bwight time.)
- Be nice to other fluffies. (Tweat eberyfwuffy da way fwuffy wan be tweated. Be gud fwuffies to otha fwuffies. Be nice an kind.)
- Never quit. (Fwuffy neba gib up. Fwuffy awways wowk hawd for nice mistah)
- (wule fo an one) Failure is weakness. And weakness is death. (If fwuffy no follow da wules, dat mean ou a bad fwuffy. Dat mean fwuffy weak. Weak mean fwuffy a faiwure. An faiwures go foweba sweepies)
The Mare’s firing offense: Asking if they could have sketties after “twaining.” And “wat am twaining”
The stallion:
Fucked to death. Somehow. Long as it’s not a human that does it, go wild with this one.
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The teddy bear:
Becomes an enfie toy for a smarty who falls in love with it and kills itself because it never speaks or loves it back.
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The pink and blue earthy:
Is a hellgremlin and kills fluffies for fun. Loves the feel of crushing a fluffy skull, ever since it was born. Is adopted by an abuser but is spared because of what happens next and becomes it’s fluffy hunter.
The derp’d fluffy:
Is adopted and killed as soon as they are talkies by the pink and blue earthy. Fluffy killed it just to see it dead.
could you do this again, but limit it to one fate per user?
I’m willing to write more than one fate for any given fluffy, so if you want a different fate for one of them just say so.
ah, then send the pink and blue one to the depths of Mira Hq’s ventilation system
IDK who that is or what ventilation system that is.
Its an among us map, toss it in the vents and have the imposter kill it
I have never played that game and don’t know much about it beyond there being imposters that need to be found.
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The near-perfect luna alicorn:
Is adopted by a loving family, with a loving home and gets to eat sketties everyday and SIKE what the fuck you thought this was?
They did a comic on this before, no need to ruin a classic. Sex is fixed, gender is fluid, isn’t that what they say? Make this stallion a mare. Maybe throw in a biopunk angle and give it actual horse titty and designer horse pussy. Because if you can genetically engineer a talking cartoon horse, you can genetically engineer spare parts for it. But no ability to actually breed! Otherwise selling this alicorn wouldn’t be the scam it is.
Murder it in some horrible fashion once its determined its barren. I like could give a fuck as long as it dies.
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The no weggies poopeh babbeh:
litterpal
ok im good, i cant do a ending for the “Mcdonalds” fluffy better than the one it got. I’m good there.
wait…re: the stallion, somehow it was a seafluffy who found its way onto land and fucked a normal fluffy
Maybe it escaped from the red lobster next door? That accounts for the one seafluffy in the dumpster.
The memory of feeling his brother stays with him and inflates his ego. The foal is found by a fight promoter who trains him to be a combatant in the fighting pits.
The foal is eviscerated in his first match.
This one is found by a Fluff-mart employee who takes him in and uses him as a training doll for mothers learning how to deal with “dumb” babbehs. He gets a comfortable life filled with love and huggies, always with a new mummah since he can never mentally grow up