This story’s dedicated to @BFM101 , @FallenAngel007 , and (rolls dice) @A-S . For no real reason.
Ben was driving his car down the road when he run over something in the road, felt the bump, and heard an ear-piercing scream.
He quickly got out of his car and looked. He’d just run over a fluffy foal.
The foal’s mother was the one who had screamed and was pointing at Ben.
“Yu gibe babbeh fowebeh sweepies!”
Ben held up his hands.
“It was an accident, he was in the middle of the road!”
The mare hugged her remaining foals to her.
“Huuhuu, wut Mummah du nao?! Nu habe nummies fow miwkies ow wawm housie!”
She blinks through her tears and looks at Ben.
“Unwess maybe nice mistah adopt mummah and babbehs?”
Ben shook his head.
“Yeah, no.”
Ben got back in his car and drove off.
The mare sniffed and wiped off her tears, her face now looking irritated.
“Hoomens am su meanie! Wai nu gibe gud mummah and babbehs homesies?! Am gud fwuffy!”
Sighing, the mare picked up one of her remaining foals and dropped it in the middle of the road.
She then went back to the side of the road, hoping she’d get adopted before she ran out of foals.