Pity Trap (by recreationalsadist)

This story’s dedicated to @BFM101 , @FallenAngel007 , and (rolls dice) @A-S . For no real reason.

Ben was driving his car down the road when he run over something in the road, felt the bump, and heard an ear-piercing scream.

He quickly got out of his car and looked. He’d just run over a fluffy foal.

The foal’s mother was the one who had screamed and was pointing at Ben.

“Yu gibe babbeh fowebeh sweepies!”

Ben held up his hands.

“It was an accident, he was in the middle of the road!”

The mare hugged her remaining foals to her.

“Huuhuu, wut Mummah du nao?! Nu habe nummies fow miwkies ow wawm housie!”

She blinks through her tears and looks at Ben.

“Unwess maybe nice mistah adopt mummah and babbehs?”

Ben shook his head.

“Yeah, no.”

Ben got back in his car and drove off.

The mare sniffed and wiped off her tears, her face now looking irritated.

“Hoomens am su meanie! Wai nu gibe gud mummah and babbehs homesies?! Am gud fwuffy!”

Sighing, the mare picked up one of her remaining foals and dropped it in the middle of the road.

She then went back to the side of the road, hoping she’d get adopted before she ran out of foals.

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lmao

Miss smarty is not going to get what she wants.

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Good plan on paper… as long as the recipient of the trap is sympathetic… which most are not lol

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Cruel, but effective. Mare like that could do this almost indefinitely, providing she finds a stallion willing to hit it and quit it.

She’s smart. And also dangerous, kill her now

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Feel free to write that story, I give you full permission.

I agree with everything said here. She doesnt even need to just find one stallion to be ok with it. Plenty stallions would love to get some strange, i bet

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It’s nice to be included, even if there’s actually no reason, I guess!

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(Rolls dice)
Hugs!

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If she ran out, she could always find a stallion to give her special Huggies.

But if it’s too close to winter, they’ll be more likely to turn into shit flavored popsicles instead

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Oh bitch! Hope a bear or coyote eat you up and suffer in hell with Crimsom, having her get run down by a car again and again :triumph::smiling_imp:

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