My entry into @PonePone’s subspecies competition
Art done by the ever exceptional, ever talented @FluffyChimera!
NEW FROM HASBIO!
The Woolies are a desperate attempt by everyone’s favourite biotoy distributor to recapture the beloved joy of G1 My Little Pony by creating a fluffy subcategory, built around another one of their products to appear in the titular show: The Bushwoolies!
Bushwooly fluffs (or just “Woolies” as they call themselves) are an ultra hairy and exceptionally agreeable species of fluffy that are pathologically compelled to agree with everything and anything, they literally cannot say no, even when they desperately want to!
Interesting traits from the show have carried over into the real world interpretation, such as having a toothless mouth, which results in them struggling to speak, even more so than a regular fluffy.
Their agreeable nature is noticeable even from the moment of birth, as Wooly foals do not chirp, nor do they peep, no, they mearly let out a tiny “yee”, showing how densly ingrained their desire for agreement is, even mere seconds after birth.
Another interesting feature of woolies is how their foals travel about through their mummahs fluff. This is due to many tiny adaptations that allow them to swim through dense follicles as if it were nothing. This horrific miracle of nature is achieved by foals starting out with very flea-like body plans and becoming more typical as they hit puberty, with such a shape allowing them to easily navigate through what would otherwise be a startling and confusing tangle of hair for a regular foal to get through.
A shaved Wooly foal for reference!
Another adaptation to better allow them to move about are their tiny pad like “Fingies” instead of traditional hooves, which allows them better mobility and are less likely to accidentally tangle in their hair. As a result, Woolies do not give “sorry hoofsies”, but “sorry fingies” instead, with the same results.
But, it is highly recommended that you NEVER shave a wooly’s fluff off! Wooly fluffs do not cognitively see themselves without their fluff, their coats literally being the core of their identity and the bedrock of their psyche. To take it away will guarantee a 95% chance of your Wooly going into the “Wan Die” loop.
You’re now probably wondering why that shaved wooly mare is covered in vaginas, well… Due to the fact that their fluff is so incredibly dense, it is very difficult for these creatures to find an opening with which to copulate, and so certain adaptations had to be implemented to allow for easier breeding, and even then, assistance is not just recommended but almost required.
Sexual intercourse and the prospect of breeding is always a team effort when it comes to Woolies. Woolies will often live in a polycule in which several males will orbit a female, each typically being designated a hole of their own, with each vagina leading to its own separate womb chamber for individual foal gestation, allowing for a mare to carry the offspring of several stallions at once.
Another sign of their ultra agreeable nature being on display is that they do not declare their pleasure with the common “enf”, but rather more verbal affirmations of agreement with a continuous cascade of “yea!”
The population gender gap for Woolies is fifty stallions to one mare on average, with mares not very often being seen as ideal pets due to more than 70% of their body being an erogenous zone.
The birthing process is exceptionally painful and brutal for Woolies, with each foal being delivered simultaneously from each individual opening, death by bloodloss is not uncommon, and it is quite often that the trauma of birth the first time around will destroy a more intelligent mare’s notion of ever wanting to produce a second litter.
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