“Behold the rare and majestic(snicker) Poonicorn breed. A poonicorn is a pegasus with it’s anus on it’s head. A real Poonicorn is brown, and true fanciers of the breed will rarely pay for one that’s any other color. The Poonicorn is raised to believe it is a majestic Alicorn, but that it’s true nature shines only when it makes poopies.”
“So the poonicorn will approach other alicorns while attempting to poop from it’s head - but that’s not the best part! When the Poonicorn defecates, the force of the shitting makes it derped until it finishes! Poonicorn owners love to watch this moronic breed make a disgrace of themselves infront of their assumed peers!”
“If you’ve got the thousands of dollars to shell out on one of these things, do it. There’s literally no reason not to. Next on Fluffies 101, we meet a very special breed that has to breathe through it’s mouth!”