POV: you are the "nice mistah" (Bad_Roomie)

He hella dead.

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Is the purple one a time traveler, or why is she in all the realities?

Well okay, i’d take the whole family. Take them to the vet to be spayed and neutered. give the mare an abortion if needed. Keep the brown babies. Dump the rest of the family in an unfamiliar place. Tell them good luck and tell her she would have had a nice home and mummies but she had to play favorites. An make it perfectly clear it’s all mummahs and best babies fault they they don’t get to have a nice warm house, toys, and all the nummies (only kibble) they could eat.

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Oh man, I absolutely love your style. I’d punt the little shits to oblivion but I’m a sucker for the dancie babbehs. That one would come home in my pocket.

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Haha! NOPE.
aisha-clan-clan

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I’d take them…
Well, those who aren’t dead or seriously injured, I mean.
Then I’d have to figure out which ones are redeemable (probably not the blue pegasus, cause it’s already shitting on its siblings, so I kill that in front of everyone as an example).
To be honest, the ones in the front are all cute.

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I would love to have the two of them hugging, they look so sweet.

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Of course, your fluffies are so damn cute. I’d give them all a fair chance. Sitting with them and explain what’s good and what’s bad. With the babbehs I’d start off small, with light time outs. If they keep it up, I’d escalate it. With the mother I’d instantly punish her for the poopies and the alicorn. But also explain why she did a horrible thing, leveraging on the fact that if it had indeed been a bad babbeh, she had to be a bad mummah for making him. They are mostly simple minded, after all. If she refuses, milkbag her until they are weaned, then a quick death. Same for repeatedly misbehaving foals or those who kill, rape or maim other foals.

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Mother has alicorn genes. I would take her and all the foals, pillow her to use as a breeder, kill the bestest in front of her, then cull the ones who were mean to the brown foals after they learned the house rules.

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Hes dead, jim.

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The comments really paint a picture of how creatively stunted you lot can be. What about using them as fish bait? Or teaching them to fish? Or grafting fish to their butts? And that’s just the fish ideas.

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Nihil Novi Sub Fluffy? :heart:
*Nothing new under the fluffy

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I’d probably take them yes, poopie babbehs also. Then probably regret it 1 min later, and I’d ponder long on what to do with them.

EDIT:
Probably make a sealed terrarium with plastic tubes and ventilation pipe to outside, where they can frolic and breed and be happy. Automatic sealed feeding, so that they become a house decoration, and the stench ain’t seeping into the house.

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So darling!

What I would do with this family, in descending order of personal ethics:

If I have room: ADOPT THEM ALL! :heart: :heart: :smiley:
If I don’t have room: Contact a fellow fluffherder to ADOPT THE REST! :heart: :heart: :smiley:
If I don’t have room and can’t find a fellow fluffherder and have to leave some behind: adopt all I can and the rest get ENVIRONMENTALLY RESPONSIBLE FWUFFY NU MOWE DEATH STOMPIES! :drop_of_blood: :skull: :smile:

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no. kill them all with a big stick so they cant reproduce and make even more of these pestilent shitpigs

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Honestly, with how she killed the alicorn. I would take the two brown ones and that’s it. Sorry but I don’t want a stupid fluffy mom causing issues by mistreating her kids cause,ā€Dat poopie babbeh!ā€ Like think about it. Ya can let it happen and hear a bunch of annoying ass crying from the brown foals, either discipline the fluffy, or kill the brown foals. That’s not a pain thats worth it. Brown Fluffies aren’t usually entitled, since they get shit on by the world and getting beaten by even their siblings. They are better behaved in the long run cause they don’t wanna go back.

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The two dead foals tells me that she’s not only an idiotic mother, but an apathetic one. I’d have to separate the foals from her. Gotta cut off that bad influence.

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But what about brown foals that turn into fluffies that, in turn, mistreat normal-colored foals? Or develop a self-hating complex and mistreat their own brown foals?
Can’t judge a book by its cover, Jim.

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Only the ā€˜poopie babbehs.’ I don’t truck with fluffies in certain head canon that can’t be bothered to try to care for all their foals evenly.

…Alright, maybe the dancing one too since it’s got spirit.

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Oh yes, take in a feral and her foals, that can’t possibly go wrong …

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