POV: you are the "nice mistah" (Bad_Roomie)

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Need some tool ~ - pops out if nowhere like the creepy merchant from RE3 -

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Definitely me neither!

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I keep the brown babies. I also take the green one because it’s making a :pleading_face: face which makes me think it’s probably not treated well by the mummah either. It looks shy and innocent to me.

The alicorn and orange baby are definitely dead. I’ll give them a nice burial.

The pink dancie baby, and the hugging yellow and purple babies don’t seem like bad babies either. I’ll ask the brown babies if they want to stay with those siblings. If not, I think I’ll take them to a shelter or give them to some hug boxer that wants them.

The blue Pegasus making bad poopies, the pink “humpf” baby and the green unicorn sitting on the mom seem to be the Smarties.

I’m taking all of those Fluffies with me, luring the Mummah into a false sense that she got what she wanted then I abandon her and her Smarty babies in a forest. I tell her that she is a bad mummah who doesn’t love all her babies and only her good babies are getting a warm house and toys. Her bad babies are bullies so they don’t a warm house and toys either. I drive off.

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I’d only take the foals, the mom can fuck off. at least the foals can be trained that all colors are good

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I’d take the dancing one just to force it to dance harder because it keeps fucking up. One miss-step equals one less weggie. :heart:

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Stomping time

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I think lovecraftian/cosmic horror hits the nail on the head for the fluffy fandom. The fluffies have a notion of a certain order to the world and of having a certain place in it, but they are harshly disillusioned of this notion, akin to a lovecraft protagonist - coming implicitly from either a humanist or a Christian background - discovering that mankind is a “joke or mistake”, and that the highest form of life is neither mankind nor any benefactor thereof.

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“Of course you can come home with me. It’s great having foals around and my fluffy needs a new litterpal”

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That’s a good point. A history of producing alicorns. Take her in and pillow her and use her as a breeder. On that note, possibly keep one or more of the colts to eventually breed her to, on the basis of them having largely the same genes and also on the possibility that the alicorn genes came from the father

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eldritch horror
For a multitude of different reasons, yes.

Also check out the pile of shit INSIDE THE NEST in case you missed it. These are really, really bad fluffies with a myriad of problems and they’re going to take to house life about as well as they’d take to swimming.

The irony of the stomped alicorn. If it’d lived just another few minutes it might’ve been their ticket out of there.

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Nah. Stomps her pretty foals and adopts the “poopie babbhes”, rips the uterus of the mother so she can never have babies and rip the teats so she can’t adopt an abandoned babbeh. Leaving the mother to die alone and sad