Pretty Powder Advertisment (by fluffysomething)

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(The screen moves, showcasing two fluffies with very caked makeup in their fluff.)

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“Dat’s wight! Even mummahs wub it!”

(The screen moves again, showing a mummah putting Pretty Powder™ on a very entranced-looking foal.)

“Poopie babbeh ugwy-nu-mowe! It weally wowk!”

“Babbeh… Babbeh fee’ funny-”

(The screen turns back to the two fluffies.)

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I imagine it’s glitter or paint.

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It’s probably that makeup that uses arsenic or horse urine in it lol

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I expect this is something like the old lead white powder often used by actors in the old days.

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