Pretty vs Poopie Part 1 of 2 (by recreationalsadist)

Brina was so sad. Her babies needed milk, but she had no food to make milk for them. Their father had wandered off and never returned and unless she got something to eat soon both she and her children would starve to death.

They were so beautiful with their brown fur, they looked just like her. She’d taken such care in licking them clean after they were born but now their sides were thin and their cries were so weak.

Brina started walking out of the cave she was living in. This was the last time, if she didn’t find food soon she and her babies would starve to death.

Then Brina heard voices.

“But Speciew Fwiend, am su hungwy. Nee’ nummies fow make bestest miwkies fow bestest babbeh.”

“WAN MIWKIES WAN MIWKIES WAN MIWKIES!!! MIWKIES FOW BESTEST BABBEH NAO NAO NAO!!!”

“Yu nu yeww! Bestest Smawty am find bestest nummies. Bu’ Smawty num da nummies fiwst!!!”

“Bestest nummies am sketti nummies!!! Need sketti nummies fow make bestest sketti miwkies fow bestest babbeh!”

“Aww nummies Smawty get am bestest nummies. Yu aweady num aww da ugwy dummeh babbehs. Du again ow nu tawkies 'bout nummies nu mowe.”

“Okasies!”

The herd of feral fluffies walked into view. The Smarty (a blue and yellow pegasus) and his toughies were forcing a group of scared fluffies forwards while the Smarty’s special friend (a blue and white unicorn) stalked among them, her morbidly obese bestest babbeh (a near-clone of his father and last survivor of her children) riding on her back.

The Smarty’s special friend found what she was looking for and snatched a brightly-colored foal off it’s mother’s back.

“Dis babbeh am pwetty, but nu am Bestest Mummah’s babbeh. Su Bestest Mummah num babbeh su can make pwetty miwkies fow bestest babbeh!”

“YAY! Bestest Babbeh gets aww da pwetty miwkies!!!”

“Bestest Mummah wub bestest babbeh, bestest babbeh wub Bestest Mummah. Bestest Mummah num aww odeh babbies, tuwn dem into miwkies su bestest babbeh can gwow up big and stwong!”

The mare whose child had been taken from her and was about to be eaten alive begged and tried to take them back, but all she got for her troubles was a bloody nose as she was beaten back.

Brina considered turning back and hiding, but this might be her only chance at food. She’d do anything for her children. She’d even stood up to humans, the scariest monsters ever!

The Smarty’s special friend saw Brina first. Swallowing the last of her cannibalistic meal she pointed her hoof at Brina and her babies.

“Wook! Dummeh poopie mawe an babbehs! And su ugwy, nu shouwd be awwowed!”

The Smarty smirked.

“Yu nu get tu be in hewd! Ugwy dummeh poopie mawe and babbehs am nummies nao!”

Brina backed up to put herself between the herd and her babies.

Part 2/2 is here:

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Brina better back-up that bitch mare shit is the worst and the fat shit bestesh foal is worst!

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Any guesses on how this will go down?

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Im worried bout the brown mare and her foals, against those assholes. Im hoping she can outsmart them as she knew the place better than them.

Hope she can gobble up that fat bestesh for milk :joy:

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Well… fuck!

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So what do you think is going to happen?

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Dude… Man that poor mother is gonna get her babies eaten, shes gonna get eaten, shes fucked man, i wish she wasn’t man, but thats a mother vs three stallions an maybe a cannibal mare

shes done for man :frowning:

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