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No, they will more then likely suffer from some sort of deficiency and malnutrition due to only eating poop.
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Some will grow out of the bestest baby phase on their own
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It’s easy to get rid of in the beginning stages but the older they are the harder it is to un-smarty them
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Yes, pillows can develop bed sores and serious infections so their survival is on par with a feral.
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No, young fillies are almost always rendered infertile if they don’t die from the assault. Colts tend to be too insecure, self loathing, and scared of others to form romantic relationships if they don’t die in the assault.
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No, any fluffy can be a smarty but desirable colors have a much higher chance of developing smarty syndrome
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Adults are just as able to dance as foals, just a tad more cumbersome
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What they eat can effect their milk, such as caffinated drinks, alcohol, drugs ect.
Thanks in my headcanon fluffys of brown or dull green colors were not meant to be. hasbio sought to emulate the MLP and sought to sell only beautiful colors as well as MLP dolls to accompany the fluffy. the litter that escaped during the incident was all bright multicolored and some night black. there was no brown but after a certain time in nature the fluffys began to have brown colors and their programming denied them or considered failed beings not at the level of an alicorn but beings unworthy of them. But they continued and will continue to be born more. If the fluffys stupidly kill and mistreat the fluffys that are their natural evolution. but foraging fluffys is the most a poopy fluffy can aspire to
This is a interesting one, its like even tho they are foals they get a feeling of demasculation which they carry though life
also with NO 8 i guess the big one is the idea of a parent being so hungry (maybe the stallion has died was killed etc etc) then they resort to eating poop and what that would do as far as producing milkies
this would also work well with the idea of black fluffys being very rare and valuable (i know batfluffs are a thing in some headcannons so obviously thats its own seperate idea)
Milk takes calcium to produce so if the mother doesn’t have enough it could effect her and her milk supply negatively
Also just for reference when i mention alot of tropes its done from reference
for example when i talk about the production of milk from poopys im thinking of a peice of art from Carniverousduck i saw
this is the kind of difference of head cannons that i find fascinating 
its so great that such a simple thing as little pony toy creatures can have so many different ideas
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Foals are too fragile and delicate for this to not have an effect on them imo. Most of the time, being sentenced to shit slurper means you’re gonna croak anyway.
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Depends on the mother, but they will always show an inkling of favoritism to one specific foal.
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No chance of coming back however, there’s a chance you can reduce it by intensive therapy or beatings. Gaps in these remedies will result in the Smarty’s behavior getting worse.
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Pillowfluffs are always going to be constantly depressed and knocking on death’s door without constant pampering or attention. Happiness is very brief for them.
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If they survive, they are infertile, so they don’t have to worry about that.
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No, however due to the general belief of it being true, it has become a self fulfilling prophecy amongst both fluffies and humans
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Snakes have become more common but cats and dogs are still the majority of household pets
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It’s very difficult for them to dance at adulthood, but is possible. Often is used for embarrassing the fluffy and usually ends in some form of injury for the adult as they have lost the coordination required to “dance”
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Yep
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Don’t really use bowl fluffies at the moment but I’d agree to this
Pillowfluffs really are depression in the shape of a loaf of bread (oh god bread fluffys this headcannon thing could go on forever) 
I don’t think you can really take the “bad for you” part out of shit, just by virtue of how shit works. I’m sure Hasbio would’ve tried, or was trying, but fluffies were released so early into creation process that there were hundreds of things that “should” have been done, but weren’t.
In many headcanons there are pages of trolls that encourage fluffys to return as a pillow. making people genuinely hugbox fall and believe that turning them into pillows is the best as it shows them happy and content. when it is literally having a mentally and physically destroyed patient! (I still feel that little work is done on the fact that fluffys can have legs again based on transplants from other fluffys)
see i dissapeared from the community around the 2016 mark, was the idea of pillowfluffs originally started as a troll to hugboxers? i remember back then from what i saw fluffy content was very “sadbox” heavy
The depression is the only constant in their lives if we’re being honest.
Just a head up i wasnt expecting this many replys this community hella stronk 
feels good to be back
My cannon:
fluffies are deathly fragile,
anything brown is a poopie fluffy.
The digestive track of a fluffy is not efficient, so when food is passed into shit, its still rich with Nutrients.
Fluffies will survive untill broken, wan die, or eaten alive.
They are dumb, kindergrade level intelligence unless alicorn or smarty.
Electronic shock can reset a fluffy
Most smartys are unicorns
And finally: Bowl fluffys are a subclass, i like sub classes. sub classes ive drawn include:
Beaver fluff
Spiderfluff
Fluffcar
Jellenheimer
Sea fluffy
Bucket fluff
Organic sorry box
But ive run on long enough…
Fluffcar
first thing i thought was does it shit out the exaust pipe 
1.Since fluffs are supposed to be completly immune to everything that existed before they were created, immunity doesent mean much. The muted colors however make them sneaky fuckers. (as sneaky as rambling idiot can get)
2. Tabula Rasa - unless some major thing in its life happens, shits gonna be the worst.
3.Can be changed, but requires the methaphorical “taking it over the edge of abyss”. Very hard to do, many fuck it up or just post it for fun.
4. They can easly outlive a feral, and the wheel contraptions are cheap on the web.
5. If they survive both the treatment and then the aftermath of beign permanently marked with those busted pheromones i read about couple of times. Due to same fact not even the most viagra pumped fluff will even bother to toutch those.
6. Smartyness beign genetic roulette, so all the colors can be annoying.
7. Yes, but due to fact just how cheap feeding is. Fluffy existance also increased the overall amount of predators on planet due to such easy food source that spawns left and right.
8.From smallest runt to oldest grey, they call any kind of repeating movement a dance.
9. Nutritional value of food is clearly imparted on value of milk. The source of the food for milk production also affects foals future food preferences, as the taste is also affected and foals attatch it into motherly comfort.
10. Yeha seems about right.
In my headcanon Fluffies don’t make poopie Fluffies eat faeces. It’s a bit too Hellgremlin-like for me. They also don’t really have a bestest babbeh. Although humans do often treat brown Fluffies worse because bright colours are prefered. I imagine they also don’t have enffie babbehs either.
Smarty syndrome can sometimes be cured. It’s more common in unicorns but has nothing to do with colour.
In my headcanon regular pets are still widely available.
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Poopy fluffys generally will live longer … immune system.
I think the bilirubin in the excrement is going to cause hypoferremia (excess iron), not even to mention the e. coli and dificile bugs. There are limits to how much an immune system can handle before the numbers get overwhelming and the whole system becomes septic. I just don’t see litterpals or poopeh-babbehs living long under any circumstance. -
Bestest Babbehs will always be the most spoilt …
Is it the same with only children, without siblings, in humans and fluffies ? (I don’t know if you’re a parent but only child vs siblings suuuure makes a difference). Or is Bestest different because the mummah CHOOSES which is bestest which inevitably the others find incomprehensible and immediately become neurotic (“Am bad babbeh ?”) It seems to be identifying bestest happens from the mummah’s side and the babbeh’s, there seems to be programming for it. -
Once a fluffy reaches the “Smawty” stage, it is incapable of being taught to be good again. … “good,” ?.. but I know what you mean - and some headcanons distinguish between a smawty and a smawty-friend, who is a smawty that does not fall into becoming an Id-monster. Not all of us seem to allow for a fluffy to be an effective leader without having delusions of grandeur, sadism, and sociopathy.
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A healthy happy Pillowfluff will live a shorter life then a able bodied fluffy living as a feral
At the end of the day I think the “need weggies fo wun and pway and gib gud enfies” knowledge is deep in the programming, it’s too powerful, and it’s not just FluffTV that plants that idea. It’s repeated over and over, as ingrained as “fo huggies and wub.” And honestly I don’t think the majority of pillowfluff owners are conscientious enough to make sure their pet’s needs are met for stimulation. I agree with this one - pillowfluffs succumb to their sadness eventually. -
Enfie Babbehs have a much higher chance of giving birth to SBS foals in later life
… I can’t imagine enfie babbehs surviving at ALL. You’ve seen the size of those poor little rats versus the stallion’s phallus ? The entire body cavity stretches ridiculously and is often shown to tear. It always amazes me when a story has an enfie babbeh surviving to be raped again and again, there’s just no way. The septic shock of having their colon perforated so badly would take major surgery to even address. -
Red coats on fluffy is a sign of Smarty Syndrome
… If you want. I have no problem with that. Although someday the fluffies are going to find out, it’ll become part of their lore, and they will start killing OR following the first red coat they see. Interesting… -
Snakes are the 2nd most populer domestic animal due to the rise in price/rarity of dogs/cats
… Otters, bro. Otters are the future of pets. Also hedgehogs. -
Fluffys are incapable of being “Dancie” once they reach adulthood …
huh… never thought about it - I don’t see why though. Let em dance. Brownie and Cocoa danced. Let them dance, man ! -
The better the “nummies” the better the “milkies” (quality not quantity) …
Yes certainly. And if their glands produce milk as fast as they semi-digest their nummies, the turnaround time is exceptionally quick. An alley mummah that noms an applecore I expect should be able to produce some milkies as a result within fifteen minutes. But if it’s real sketti, I would expect there would be more fat and lactose. -
Bowl fluffies generally give birth to less babbehs due to the limited space on there stomachs (Hasbio design) … I don’t know, sure. I wish there were more bowlfluffy stories, I love the ones I’ve seen.
recently became a father, would you say in the case of “bestests” its a case of “theres no such thing as bad kids only bad parents”
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