Are you tired of feral fluffies doing feral fluffy things?
GOOD!!!
Becuse we are here to make everything worse! Introducing the brand new fluffy subspecies: the racoon fluffies. Sporting a signature coat pattern and a puffy tail, these bad boys were made for the sole purpose of making your suburban ideal life a living nightmare. For starters, every single one of them thinks they are a master thief. The drive to find a new owner have been replaced by a diffrent form of sustaining themselvs: food thieft. Instead of begging for food, thier M.O. is to find a house that they can get into, usually through a pet door, find their way to the fridge, and get out with whatever they can carry away. Tendency to group up into herds is still present, so an inattentive homeowner may find their fridge completely empty. Fortunatly for you, their stealth skills are on the level of a regular fluffy, so most of little burglars get caught because of them talking about how sneaky they are outloud. In a rare occasion when the heist is successful or when they get lucky with the loot from a trash can, their next step is to clean the food. When given the oppurtunity, the racoon fluffy will always try to clean itâs spoils in water. This unfortunately often leads to the lunch being carried away by the current, sometimes with the racoon fluffy in question. On the other hand because of this habbit they are less susceptible to diseases that are common in regular fluffies.
Keeping one as a pet might be a bit of a challenge. They will rarely eat straight from the bowl, ofter opting for what they call âsneaky nummiesâ which could be anything, as long as itâs not located in a socially acceptable place to eat, like the fridge or a cleaning products cabinet. It is advised to build a small obstacle course for them that would lead to the same bowl they would have refused without that extra challange. If itâs not too easy, and at the same time not too hard to complete, racoon fluffies will always complete the obsticale course instead of trying to find a diffrent source of sneaky nummies. It is heavily advised to pretend you arenât looking while they eat.
Made for the December Subspecies Competition
Tanuki-san, Tanuki-san, asobou ja nai ka?