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crosses out excitement, replaces it with excrement
There, now you got some truth in advertising!
Great job Sadist, any issues I’ve got are minimal at best. And…dear god you could not pay whoever has to keep her pen clean enough. I’m shocked the little shit hasn’t caused stains all over.
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crosses out excitement, replaces it with excrement
Was hoping someone would immediately make that joke.
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Literal shit rat got what it deserved. How sad.
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Immediately upon meeting a prospective owner she is worried about them cleaning her filthy tarpit
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God I can imagine having to hear it loudly announcing that it just shit itself every five minutes for the remainder of its life.
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So much fluffy abuse is just deepest sadomasochism. The noise and stench of these houses!
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Hilarious but I assume that guy had no sense of smell lol
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love it!
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Either that or he wore a gas mask every time he went into the saferoom.
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Gnarly, well done lol
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Quick note: The term “cweamy wub” (creamy rub) in reference to the ointment was inspired by this hilarious piece from @Love2hatefluffs.
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poor fluffy never stood a chance with that color. at least the average poopeh babbeh is a chocolate brown.
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Honestly, if you can’t train them to use the litter box by two months, then they’re probably not going to make good pets. Best to harvest them for foal meat.
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Yeah, this one is (quite fittingly) poop green.
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I specifically tried to find the ugliest shade of brownish-green available.
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I have severe incontinency, and have trouble keeping my poopies under control.
You mean like a regular fluffy?
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I believe a regular fluffy knows and can hold their shit for a while
An incontinent one just go straight away, no holding powers and probably doesnt even know they shat themself. They know only by smell and wet sensation
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How the hell did he let that happen?! Having the stench of shit and rotting flesh in his house for a MONTH! I wouldn’t have been able to stand it for more than two days before the shitrat went into the trash. And now the stink will be in that house for all eternity, no matter how much you clean.
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You succeeded.
Also, Rosie would be asking for “cweamy wub” every 10-15 minutes, wouldn’t she?
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