Has your fluffy had more foals than she can deal with?
Silent Night Low Stress Euthanasia Milk offers a simple and painless solution to euthanise excess foals in a way that will not cause undue distress for the mother or the unfortunate foals siblings.
Euthanasia Milk is laced with a lethal dose of sleeping medication, a hungry foal will happily suckle down their final meal and drift off to a sleep from which they will never awake. Remove the body once the mother is distracted by the other foals or better yet asleep herself.
If the distress of the mother and siblings are irrelevant we would suggest a simpler Fluffycide Hammer.
The fluffycide hammer is suitable for all breeds and ages of fluffy, we would however advise that to properly deal with a fluffy displaying symptoms of smarty syndrome you should first apply the hammer to each of the fluffies limbs.
Idk if any way that a foal dies would be less stressful for a mare, but this would definitely keep them from blaming their owner. Iâm not sure this product would get the intended results, but I can imagine this being amazing for abusers who want to keep their victim cooperative.
Excuse me, how many foals is one bottle of âsilent nightâ enough for? And can the foal be consumed after the application? I want to offer a âfriendlyâ alternative to the popular foal food.
Honestly, sleepy milk is a pretty good idea, assuming the foals donât show side effects. You know, screaming, puking, diarrhoea fountaining, collapsing face-first into Mummahâs tits, returning from the dead to devour Bestest, etc.
If itâs anything like the chemicals vets use to put down pets, the foal will simply drift off and never wake up⌠which is a far more humane method of dealing with shitrats than I usually advocate. If you use the euthanasia milk, at least make sure to whisper into the foals ear âforever sleepiesâ and keep its muzzle clamped shut so you can see the helpless, wild-eyed fear before the end.
Honestly, $8 is the going rate for a decent dead-blow mallet where I live, so hell yes Iâd buy the bright multicolored one thatâs branded âFluffy Fun Zoneâ
The fluffycide Hammer is bright and colorful. So the fluffy wonât be the wiser to any harm that might come their way.
While any ordinary hammer might cause stress or injury to the human or fluffy and it doesnât have a Hasbio brand sticker, so fluffies might not like it.
âI just buy a whole bunch of euthanasia milk and wait for it to get all nice and expired before getting some fluffies. Turns out that when the poison expires, the lethal effects upon the foalâs body are completely random; the only constant is that the cause of death is never painless or peaceful. I even started inviting some âfluffy enthusiastsâ over to partake in betting pools over what the foal will die from!â
