Fake fluff = wicked cool cyborg fluffy >:D
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Floofco specializes in pelts, unfortunately those pelts belonged to once living hategoats
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Does the guy/company have a name yet?
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The company name is boopco
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Wow poor thing in a slaughter house yaisk 
Thats gonna be a slowwww therapy for that poor foal.
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or munchkin fluffy pelts
“am nakey babbeh yaaaaay”
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Meanwhile, in an alternate universe…
“Synthetic skin gwafts? Bio-tech newve endings?! An yu wand du wah wif neuwaw netting?! Wah am yu tink Gewawd am made ob munies?!”
(Wires absurd amount of cash into Fixers account)
“Yu am wight… yu wucky Gewawd am see vawue in widdwe Ashwey being abwe tu hab mostwy weaw weggies wen she gwow up.”
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The CEO of floofco enjoys boopco products, just not in a hugbox way
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XD i could see that being the sponsor as well
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Saves you the effort of tediously breading your own foals. Just give them an egg wash and they can roll around in the bowl with the salt and cayenne and breadcrumbs themselves.
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shivering without any fluff
“Body am makin’ biggie waspbewwies!!”
makes raspberry noises
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I was also wondering if Gelard … Gerald …Gerard was one of the contacts reached out to as well.
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“Had to call in a favor from a friend”
He’s got friends on the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
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A healthy dose of tears, $$$, and a full belly when they expire.
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Thankfully this was a foal, easier to come back from something like this while they are young…in comparison at least.
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This is the fluffy universe, dude. Aren’t many people that give a shit about fluffies
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