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A BreadFluffies baker
(This one is a corn cake)
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step 1) eat everything but the cake’s face
step 2) start eating the face slowly, piece by piece, and scare the shit out of it by making it clear that you are dead set on finishing the meal
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X-mas came early.
I like to crumble cornbread onto salad in lieu of croutons.
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Now im picturing someone cutting in maybe an inch at most and then spiraling around and then inwad instead of doing proper slices.
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Cornbread goes great with chili and red beans and rice. Sometimes, a dessert cornbread is great for having baked apples on top.
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Cornbread Casserole is pretty good.
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I really like bread fluffies, but I can see why some people would loaf them.
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Bread fluffies - the best thing since sliced bread.
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I really never understood how these things are supposed to work, it’s like the only magic in a mundane world. God how sad would that be, magic exists but it’s only to animate these things
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Love the pure irony that bread fluffies are specifically programmed/trained to become food and are actually excited for it, but then cry and complain when they’re used for that very purpose.
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On the positive side, you can cook bread fluffies and then loaf them after so you can serve a basket of sliced bread and bread rolls(legs) for meals.
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~Makes muffins, begins cutting off muffin tops~
“No take pwetty fwuff~”
~Proceeds to toss the head/muffin bottom in the grabage~
(I dont do this but i’ve known people who do. xD)
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I’m overjoyed by your enthusiasm about bread fluffies.
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Ever put it in ham and bean soup?
Good shit.
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Worse fate: eat one slice, leave it on the counter a few days, then throw it away because it’s stale.
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(sigh)
The Clinton, Illinois Apple & Pork Festival…
Not gonna lie: the BEST pork & beans in the known universe.
A farmer somewhere in the county would supply a whole pig carcass which would be put in a huge cauldron outside, covered with beans and slow-cooked for two days over a wood fire. Absolute ambrosia!
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It’s something I didn’t know I needed in my life
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The first one looks like he’s enjoying himself! very nice!
It’s such an inherently absurd idea, but it’s so cute and also horrifying.
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Has anyone wondered what happens if you eat a BreadFluff?
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