Stierlitz risky mission (Cmss for Mr.Owl) (InfraredTurbine)

So,
Probably you already have heard about Stierlitz

Or not

In Mr.Owl words:

Max Otto von Stierlitz, or just Stierlitz as everyone calls him. You may assume he is a nazi. you a wrong. in reality he is a famous, though purely fictional, Soviet spy, who appeared in quite a few books, movies, shitty games from the early 2000s, and, most importantly, anecdotes. we of course interested only in the last one (and perhaps twelve-part television series called “17 moments of spring” if you wish to learn what a soviet spy movie looks like.)


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He’s about to order spaghetti, isn’t he?

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both “sketties” and “Wed wobstew” will reveal that he is actually a fluffy. however, if he picks rinderroulade he will reveal that he is not actually german.

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Italy was axis. He will probably be ok.

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I knew Tarantino copied that from somewhere.

There are some words, commonly seen in tales of war, that can be used to discover if someone is from a certain regional part or a foreigner, like this rinderroulade, but I can’t remember how they are called.

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I am a filthy American pig and I have watched this entire series twice

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i am American and planned on watching it but accidentally covered it in gobs of bacon jalapeno ranch and ate it

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Are you talking about the German Three scene from Inglourious Basterds?

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Exactly!

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I was going to watch it a third time but I had to violently introduce freedom to a resource-rich third-world nation.

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How what dont tell me that is or was a real Soviet Spy storie Holly shit.

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i made this one from scratch, but i can’t tell for sure that it never happened. as @WhalerTom said, there are words that can reveal your place of origin, so someone indeed could have been caught on that

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Hahahahaahah nicely done :slight_smile:

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Ooooh, I forgot about fluffspeak…
Wait, don’t they realize he’s a fluffy in a high chair?!

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why would they? that would be a ridiculous assumption that a man they have been working with for years at this point is a fluffy

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A shibboleth!

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So no matter what he chooses’s he loses?

Also, I would be fucked In this scenario. I’m allergic to Shellfish, so I can’t even pick Lobster.

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if he really really tries and combine all of his knowledge in linguistics, he could say “surprise me” without giving out anything

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kek, ok that was a good one

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Wow, I’m actually learning interesting things thanks to retarded, sex toy colored mutant horses with constant diarrhea.

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