Story Ideas I'll Probably Never Write (From: SqueakyFriend)

Sometimes I get ideas for fluffy stories but never figure out how to expand on them. So, hey, why not post them here and see if anyone else is interested in trying them out?

Note: You do not have to ask permission to write any of these! All I want is to be tagged in or linked to the finished product so I can read it too.

  1. A feral mare is considered to be cursed by her herd and is treated as a witch, because for some reason every single baby she births is an alicorn. Just has multiple litters of all alicorns.
  2. A common adoption-and-abuse story but told from the perspective of the foal that dies first, so the moment it actually turns abusive it abruptly ends because Daddy started yelling and threw the protagonist into a wall or something, instantly killing him.
  3. Same as above but the dead foal gets to stay around as a ghost, and protects its siblings/mom by continuously getting in Daddy’s way. He tries to pick up one of the other babies but somehow always picks up the dead foal. He tries kicking the mom but ends up kicking the dead foal. He throws a foal into the tub to drown it but it somehow has the dead foal as a life raft. Bonus points for increasingly ridiculous ways the ghost/corpse gets in the way.
  4. A common adoption-and-abuse story but told from the perspective of the rescued poopie baby, who’s in a box in another room and can’t see nor hear what’s going on. The “muffled music from the next-door apartment” version of abuse.
  5. A fluffy mom that’s trying to hide the fact one of her newborn babies has wings from her doting mate. Not an alicorn, but a pegasus, because said mate lost so many pegasus loved ones to things like birds or jumping off high ledges that he thinks wings are a death sentence and thus plans to de-wing any of his babies for their own safety.
  6. A dude tries to do the “adopt a herd and use for breeding” thing, but he’s poorly prepared and everything goes wrong. For example planning to adopt the poopie baby/alicorn only to find that the herd doesn’t have either, tries to bath a fluffy but it’s dirty again by the time he’s bathed the rest, tries bathing three fluffies at once and almost drowns them because one ended up sitting on the drain, his saferoom attempt sucks so nobody’s impressed by it, gravely underestimates how much food a herd needs, etc. Just taking the herd-adoption trope and applying it to someone super incompetent.
  7. A human wakes up to find himself in a SAW-style trap, where he has to pass through several super dangerous challenges … Except it turns out “Jigsaw” is a fluffy and all the traps and challenges are things scary/dangerous to fluffies, like ankle-height water. One room supposedly holds a cat except the cat’s long since left. (If you want a reason how Jigsaw managed to catch someone to begin with, maybe the mafia knocked him out and left him in the basement and Jigsaw’s just an opportunist, who knows.)
  8. An abuser tries a tech he read online where he adopts a fluffy, makes it love him (not hard), and then kills it wearing a mask so it cries for help from Daddy the whole time. The tech says to remove the mask as it’s dying, but he’s too slow - and is now stuck with a cuddly ghost fluffy that loves its Daddy and doesn’t understand he killed it. He tries to explain that he was the masked killer(“no, I literally murdered you!”), but the fluffy thinks he’s blaming himself and just assures him that it wasn’t his fault and that he’s a good person. (Bonus idea: The abuser complaining online about the guy he got the tech from and being mistaken for a ‘hugboxer’ because his name is “FluffiesSuck69” and he did not think about the implications of that name beforehand)
  9. The continued adventures of FluffiesSuck69 and his terrible experiences with the internet. Like getting ransomwared from a video fluffy-abuse site that’s as real as those hot single ladies in your area. Getting solicited for fluffy porn due to his username. Following step-by-step fluffy torture tutorials and messing them up, for example trying to boil a fluffy alive but failing cuz his pot is too small so the fluffy leaps out, hits the tiled floor and promptly snaps its neck.
  10. A feral mom gets too many babies and is super stressed out trying to tend them while her mate is gone, so when a passing human asks if he can help she agrees - at which point he pockets the foal he likes most and leaves. Realizing the benefits of this, the mom starts giving out her foals to anyone and everyone passing by until she has a manageable amount (1-2) left. Possible endings: having only her Bestest left and thinking humans are funny for not picking that one, giving away every baby and only realizing after the fact, her mate returning like “wait where are all our children wtf”.
  11. A couple buys a pull-pop fluffy for their child, and activate it by opening the package to see if all the pieces are there. However, they bought it several months before the occasion, so they proceed to close the package back up and hide it in a closet with no regard for the fact the pull-pop fluffy has no “off” switch, leaving it to wallow in loneliness until it runs out of power. They eventually bring it back out to recharge it … a week or so before the occasion, so the pull-pop fluffy gets to wallow in its closet prison again. Bonus points for the pure hugbox adoration when the child finally opens the box.
  12. A fanciful love story explaining where sea fluffies come from, as told by a fluffy who fully believes they were born from a fluffy making love to a fish.
  13. * New! * A family of bat fluffies live in a church and the priest allows it because honestly they’re no worse than the regular bats living there. But one day he hears the fluffies panicking and checks in on them to find they just gave birth; and one of the babies has horns. A demonfluffy has been born right there in the House of God.
  14. * New! * A timid and squeamish man can’t bring himself to abuse fluffies for real but still wants to know what it’s like, so he downloads a virtual pet fluffy with abuse capabilities. He soon realizes the program goes way, way more in depth than he could have ever imagined, being more of an AI than a regular entertainment program.
  15. * New! * FluffiesSuck69 downloads the above program. It is malware. He can’t even get it off his computer, much less abuse it.
  16. * New! * A man wants to set up anti-fluffy defenses/torture devices, but isn’t allowed to by his landlord/the local HOA. The entire story is just him trying to set things up and being stopped. Once he finally gets permission to set a device up, he returns home to find that the fluffies have left on their own so there’s nothing to use said device on.
  17. * New! * A great chef’s fluffy has evolved a very distinct palate, and after she gets pregnant she notices her weekly sketties don’t taste quite right. She asks her owner, who says he’s just trying out new recipes and won’t explain why. You can imply it’ll be horrorbox or abuse or anything you want … until the reveal: the reason he won’t make his usual recipe is that it contains parsley, AKA babies-b-gone herb, and he doesn’t want the babies to b-gone.

I have some other ideas but I might actually do something with those so I’m leaving them unlisted for now.

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depending on the ending it would be interesting

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I love this. Bonus points on if the family loved the brown foal. But the Rescuer doing the abuse is so convinced by internet legends that the “Poopie Babbeh” is neglected so the foal has to listen to its family getting murdered and the rescuer can’t understand why the foal is so cold towards them afterwards, even when getting spaghetti

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“For the last time STOP SENDING ME THOSE VIDEOS.”

“But Napowean wan be fiwm director!”

“I’M NOT HELPING YOU MAKE FLUFFY PORN!”

“Ahem… Iz ‘ewotic thwiwwew.’”

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Oh shit, these are all brilliant and some hilarious ideas! I love the idea of the ghost fluffy slowly causing the abuse guy to go insane while protecting his family!

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Are any of these up for adoption if you’re not going to do them? I might take a whack at one or two.

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The side adventures of FluffiesSuck69, who has just about the worst online experiences ever. Heck, I’d read that.

That one has so many possible outcomes, it’s tough to figure out what to do with it! It could honestly work for just about every box we got.

Absolutely! That’s part of why I posted them, so that even if I don’t write them the ideas have a chance to flourish.

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I love this so so much, I might make this, The cursed mare and the fluffiesSuck69 into one story one shot thingy or such.
I just really like the frustrated-human happy-fluffy trope, it’s amazing

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Personally I think #3 would work better if instead of the the ghost fluffy placing it’s own dead body in places to save its family, which is a funny idea admittedly, it instead subtly affects the world around it to thwart abuse attempts. Examples; tries to burn them with a blowtorch - fuel is too old and won’t light, tries to drawn them - there is a crack in the tub, tries to poison them - chemical is past its expiration date so it makes them sick but doesn’t kill them, tries to starve them - shelf breaks in basement spilling preserved fruit, tires to stomp on a chirpy - it rolls out of the way last second and he sticks his foot on a stray tack. And so on and so on.

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I just really love this one, It’s just very funny that the fluffy dies and the story abruptly ends.

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I love number one and three!

The first one I adore, witchy mare with alicorn babbehs and maybe one jellen secretly made to look like an alicorn… I hope you run with these two. Number three, funny abuse, or would it be weirdbox entirely?

You make me want to write about a shaman fluffy now, a herd that lives sort of like indigenous Americans. I’m allowed to poke some fun at peoples of my heritage with fluffies, right?

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I love the original idea, but I MAY actually steal this one if I ever continue my Ghost Babbehs anthology.

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No explanation of how the human got there other than getting blackout drunk and waking up with a hangover. Once he reaches his tormentor (all the loud noise and bright, colorful lights are hell on his headache) he actually teams up with the floof. They tone down the actual danger and create a surprisingly popular haunted house for fluffies.

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Ooh, that’s good too! It is a bit more subtle (“opens blowtorch to find it’s out of fuel” vs “opens blowtorch to find there’s a dead foal in it instead of fuel”), so the dude might end up attributing it to bad luck. (That would be a very funny bad-luck-abuser story too, I’d read it.)

Oooh. Either one works! Depends on how the abuser ends up coping with his inability to kill the most easily killed species in existence.

Hell yeah! I’d read that, it sounds like a nice twist on the usual herd stories.

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This kinda reminds me of the song “Molchi” (“Be Quiet”) by Kis-Kis.

It’d make more sense if it were “FuckFluffies69” imo.
“Fluffies suck” is pretty straightforward (they’re lame and he hates them), but “Fuck fluffies” can either be “FUCK FLUFFIES! >:(” or “Fuck fluffies~ uwu”.

That was his old forum name but after getting mocked for it he changed it, not realizing the new one was equally bad. So now he’s stuck with a sex-sounding name AND already used up his free name change so he has to pay 15 bucks to change it again.

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He should’ve went with “420” or “666” instead of “69”. smh

I added some new story ideas to the list!

  1. * New! * The continued adventures of FluffiesSuck69 and his terrible experiences with the internet. Like getting ransomwared from a video fluffy-abuse site that’s as real as those hot single ladies in your area. Getting solicited for fluffy porn due to his username. Following step-by-step fluffy torture tutorials and messing them up, for example trying to boil a fluffy alive but failing cuz his pot is too small so the fluffy leaps out, hits the tiled floor and promptly snaps its neck.
  2. * New! * A feral mom gets too many babies and is super stressed out trying to tend them while her mate is gone, so when a passing human asks if he can help she agrees - at which point he pockets the foal he likes most and leaves. Realizing the benefits of this, the mom starts giving out her foals to anyone and everyone passing by until she has a manageable amount (1-2) left. Possible endings: having only her Bestest left and thinking humans are funny for not picking that one, giving away every baby and only realizing after the fact, her mate returning like “wait where are all our children wtf”.
  3. * New! * A couple buys a pull-pop fluffy for their child, and activate it by opening the package to see if all the pieces are there. However, they bought it several months before the occasion, so they proceed to close the package back up and hide it in a closet with no regard for the fact the pull-pop fluffy has no “off” switch, leaving it to wallow in loneliness until it runs out of power. They eventually bring it back out to recharge it … a week or so before the occasion, so the pull-pop fluffy gets to wallow in its closet prison again. Bonus points for the pure hugbox adoration when the child finally opens the box.
  4. * New! * A fanciful love story explaining where sea fluffies come from, as told by a fluffy who fully believes they were born from a fluffy making love to a fish.

If I touch any of them it’s because that last one has some great potential for a drawing, so if you like any of these you can go ahead and use 'em!

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“Hewwo swimmie fwiend.”

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“Aww, Fwuffy wub yu tuu.”

I might try my hand at the 2nd story, I love the idea of a mare with good intentions turning into their own Fluffmart.

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