A dark pink foal approaches you. It looks up, eyes sparkling. It would be absolutely adorable if it wasn’t for the straight razor in its mouth.
“Hewwow nice mistah!”, she says. “Babbeh am Wasow!”
“Uh… hello.” You respond. “Can I help you?”
“Babbeh am wook fo’ nummies. Hab speciaw wumps? Speciaw wumps am best nummies!”
“Sorry, not on me”, you reply. You begin to back away.
“Nu wowwy nice mistah! Wasow-babbeh wiww fin’ bad fwuffies an swice speciaw wumps!”
Gift art for @FluffiesAreFood. You mentioned that if you had a baby like Barbarian, you’d record its many tales. Well, enjoy a serial-genital-mutilator and cannibal!
