Surprise Gift Adopt for Tia (By: GreaverBlade)

As you walk through the halls of Little Miracles, you see a small brown colt on the floor in front of you. He’s in rough shape; missing wing, scars all over him, and… a broken horn? A poopie alicorn! He shows no fear as he struts up to you with what looks like a, yes, a sword in his mouth. A green plastic cocktail sword.

“Babbeh am Bawbawian. Bawbawian am stwongest babbeh. Bawbawian sway bad fwuffies. Bad fwuffies am fowebbah sweepies! Bawbawian hab wots ouchies, am no scawdey. Ouches make Bawbawian stwong! Bawbawian nu wan miwkies! Bawbawian dwinky boo-boo juice! Nice wady wan’ sway ebil wif Bawbawian?”

Gift for @Tia who was torn over another adopt. Decided to go full tragic poopie alicorn. This little dude can take a beating and keep on going, and with his… uh… might blade(?) dish some hurt back.

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So cute.
And love his little martini sword.

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Which is very different too ‘Martinis sword’

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Should totally be submitted to battle fluffies.

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I LOVE A TRAGIC HERO!!!

And amdk7 is right! if he is mine, I might submit him with no armour.

He’s just a baby though, how many has he killed…

And so then came clashing and slashing of… plastic… as the brave lad Barbarian charged in full of zeal!

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He has left behind a great big swath of dead fluffies !

He is yours. Do as you will.

I don’t know how lethal we intend to make battle fluffs. But if he fights I’m voting for him to win every time.

Or if you want to use him beyond battlefluffs, assuming you even consider hit fate in there part of your headcannon, I think he’s got tons of story potential. If you ever want to collab on stories for him, hit me up.

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Generally speaking, I’d prefer injure and or maim over kill in Battle Fluffs.

WE RIGGIN BATTLE FLUFFS LETS GOOOOOO

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Hop to it

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I can never escape Skyrim no matter where I am. How dare you.

Also at least give the guy a metal casted sword, I think that’s probably all he needs to be viable seeing as he’s completely fearless lol

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This is adorable. Great work Greaver, the concept behind this little fellow is great, and he will live to best many others I hope

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I think Bethesda just released an anniversary edition on switch for 70$!

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…you’re fuckin kidding right?

brb

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Nope, it’s real.
I bought the fucking thing on GOG.

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Sweet mother of Jesus they just released a GOG version too holy fuck

That’s 17 Skyrims.

You know about Skyrim on Amazon Echo, right?

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I was waiting for the gog version i got all five TES games now.
And Redguard.
And Battlespire.

Gods help me…

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Fuck off you’re pulling my leg

Now you can buy the bundle of them all when they release TES 6!