Cool Ranch’s special lumps were hurting. He needed special huggies.
But his special-friend had tummeh babbehs so he couldn’t enf her.
Then Cool Ranch saw a babbeh wander into the alley he was in.
He could give that babbeh special huggies instead!
As Cool Ranch trotted over to do the evil deeds two fluffies appeared on his shoulders.
One was a red pegasus fluffy with devil horns and a spiked tail. A demon fluffy!
The other was a blue unicorn fluffy with angel wings. An angel fluffy!
“Enf da babbeh, yu no yu wan tu! It wiww feew su gud!” The demon fluff urged.
“Nu enf da babbeh, it am onwy widdwe babbeh!” The angel fluff implored.
Cool Ranch looked at one fluffy, then the other.
Both fluffies had both wings and horns.
That made them…
“MUNSTAHS!”
Cool Ranch screamed and ran out of the alley, where he was trampled to death by elephants.
.
Josef Mongola stared in horrified shock, then turned to Fluffy Saint Peter.
“The fuck?!”
His reaction was echoed by Queen Elizabeth the 2nd, who had also been sent to Skettiland.
Fluffy Saint Peter shrugged.
“Dis just am da way tings awe.”
The not a doctor and former British monarch started arguing, only to be cut off as yet another fluffy appeared at the gates of Skettiland and they had to resume their welcoming duties.
Author’s note: Josef Mongola belongs to @BFM101