This uncharacteristically-dark version of Hasbio’s popular “Mummah Song” is the twisted magnum opus of an enterprising group of young abusers, who wanted to determine whether or not a “mummah” fluffy could be aurally tormented into harming her own foals.
After writing the lyrics in a lengthy jam session that was punctuated only by a few “foal stomping” breaks, the edgy band of songwriters shanghaied a feral fluffy from an alley downtown and ̶b̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ politely convinced her to perform the song in a makeshift recording booth that had been set up in a garage.
The captive fluffy belted out the teens’ demented rendition of Hasbio’s famed maternal anthem (in the same bouncy, jovial tone of the original, no less) under the impression that she would be given her freedom and “sketties” upon completion.
Naturally, the young band of songwriters were technically true to their word, and after deftly gutting the fluffy with a scaling knife, promptly fed her her own “tummy sketties” and dumped her still-twitching body in a ditch two streets over.
Since its release on the internet, the “Bad Mummah Song” has been a favorite of countless fluffy abusers around the world, who have utilized the jarring contradiction between its cutesy instrumentals and demented lyrics to break the minds, willpower, and spirit of an untold number of fluffy mares.
Most commonly, the song is played loudly from speakers in an abuser’s faux safe room to terrorize the latest pack of feral fluffies which the abuser has lured into his or her home. In order for the song to stop playing, the abuser claims, every mother fluffy in the captive herd must give her foals “forever sleepies”.
Often times, the crippling weight of making such a life-and-death decision, coupled with the horrifying lyrics of the “Bad Mummah Song”, are enough to make the mare’s mind break and enter the “wan die” loop, leaving the mare’s foals and herd-mates at the mercy of the abuser.
Mares which possess above-average mental strength will typically attempt to tough it out, enduring the looping “scawy song” in the hope that their firm resolve to remain a “good mummah” will impress their respective captors and lead to their freedom. Of course, this hope is in vain, and as the morbid song continues to play at a nauseating volume, most mares will eventually relent and end their foals’ lives in a desperate attempt to spare their own sanity.
One estimate by a prolific abuser in Brazil placed the percentage of mares that became “bad mummahs” to save themselves at approximately 87%.
Of the remaining 13% of mares who refuse to give their foals “forever sleepies” of their own volition, many have their decisions made for them by other fluffies. If the mare has been captured as part of a herd, it is not uncommon for her herd-mates to berate and/or attack her for not following the other “mummahs” in the group and killing her young.
Whatever the method, the end-result of using the “Bad Mummah Song” is always the same: every captured fluffy ends up dead, and the abuser is deeply satisfied with his or her work. Hence, the song has become one of the most-widely utilized forms of psychological torture for fluffies to date, and it will no doubt continue to be used, to great effect, well into the future.
The lyrics to the song are as follows:
Mummah hate babbehs,
Mummah huwt babbehs,
Mummah gib babbehs
Fowevah sweepies.
Mummah hate babbehs,
Mummah scawe babbehs,
Gib sowwy poopies
Onto dew facies.
Mummah hate babbehs,
Mummah dwown babbehs,
Mummah dwop babbehs
Deep into wawas.
Mummah hate babbehs,
Mummah take weggies,
Mummah make piwwows
Out of her babbehs.
Mummah hate babbehs,
Mummah wape babbehs,
Gib wowstest enfies
In dew poopie pwaces.
Mummah hate babbehs,
Mummah kiww babbehs,
Gib wowstest huwties,
To her dummeh babbehs.