the fluffyunters Vignette #2 "examination" by whackadoo1997

The fluffyhunters vignette #2 examination

takes place after : ” The fluffyHunters” part two: “What’s this?” - By whackadoo1997 - Fluffy Text Self-Posting - FluffyCommunity

It was another day at Mattel bioelectronics. In the long monolithic wing of the building comprising research and development workrooms, a few examiners that hunched over a cadaver were transfixed upon. They had made dozens of clones on the sample they had on file, but this was the best one yet.

“Take note of this…the denate gyrus is intentionally malformed, and…” The examiner took off his glasses momentarily and put them back on “Jenkins do you see what I see?”

Jenkins leaned over, adjusted the magnification clarity on his loupes. “Looks like a series of…tubes? Perhaps interfaces for the control chip” “fascinating, perhaps as a means to control episodic memory of course, but these structures don’t exist naturally. My God, I wish I could be a fly on the wall when they came up with this.”

They continued to cut away, the fuzzy pony’s brain was a mess. It had been designed to have a chip implanted in it. Without it, the creatures’ were all born with a dull disposition similar to that of being comatose, many of the researchers of a laboratory told Dr Kent that there was probably a process they were missing in the development that they weren’t aware of, but he had explained they weren’t trying hard enough. Of course in the most uncertain and impolite of terms one could muster with the English language.

“Jesus Christ, Meyers look at that…”

They had found a pad of tissue nestled deep between the posterior lobe and brainstem. It was shaped, like a small satchel, square in shape and approximately the same size as an SD card. “My God, that must have been the insertion point. How the hell they ever got it in there is beyond me." The two men laughed bleakly, and continued working on the subject. The subject however, opened its mouth and gurgled, a small bloody foam bubbled forth. drooling in lobotomized agony.

“Jenkins, grab a towel it’s doing it again.”

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You ever see something that’s so horrificaly macabre that it circles back around to being fucking hilarious?

Now you have.

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