(The beginning of a story about a simple man who just tried to live a normal simple life until some shit rats and assholes came along and ruined it hope yall enjoy and feel free to give feedback on my story as per usual)
Hi my names Mathew and I live a typical suburban lifestyle or I used to until the infestation started, when hordes of those god awful shitrats came in droves, killing gardens, flowers, and my joy because I loved to garden and I loved my wellkept flowerbeds. While I hated fluffies I did own one, his name was Francis and he was a well trained earthie with a beautiful bright blue coat and a earth green mane. He was a amazing fluffy companion who I always enjoyed spending time with, until that day when a herd descended on my backyard and he was there harmlessly doing his business…
I let him out to go to go play in the sun like he always enjoyed to do but after about 15 minutes I stopped hearing his happy giggling and laughs of having fun, I knew something was wrong and wasn’t aware of the invasion of my block yet. So when I opened the door I was stormed by a massive herd as a smarty in front of me loudly and proudly proclaimed. “Dis am smawties wand nao! Gib dah hooman foweba sweepies!” He said as a couple of weak looking earthies charged at me which I was able to just kick away but by that point over 20 of those shit rats had gotten into my house and had dispersed to cause all sorts of chaos all over my fucking house.
While that pissed me off, what truely struck a nerve was seeing the beaten, bloody, and crying lump in my backyard that was Francis, he was in a very bad shape so I quickly slammed the door on the smarty to trap him and his shitass friends inside my house. While they could destory things nothing was more important than my fuzzy little friend. As I quickly ran over to him and scooped him up I examined his body and wad able to determine he was badly hurt but it seemed his ego was more bruised than his body. “Fwancis am sowwy daddeh… Fwancis nu stop smawty…” he said with a sad chirp.
I smiled and gave him some loving pets to know I wasn’t upset with him and that I was proud he tried to protect the home, however I needed to get rip of those fuck heads in one way or another so I got to work thinking up a plan when a old friend popped up into my head. If I lured them by my garden I could simplely off them as I wished and maybe keep a few depending, as Francis was often lonely when I wasn’t home so why not get him a friend or two. As I put Francis in my shed with some spare food and water for safe keeping I began my long and annoying task of defluffying my house after getting a quick fix for the hole they dug under my fence. Upon opening my door I saw the pregnant mares scatter from inside the kitchen as they ran as fast as they could, which some couldnt at alll as their legs flailed helplessly trying to run from me. I simply picked them up and threw them into my back yard area. Watching them fly through the air was quite satisfying and watching all the other fluffies gasp in horror as their “soon mommahs” got hurt or injured. I only tossed about 2 or 3 of them but that was enough to make laugh for several minutes. Watching them cry and scream for help as the others gathered around to try and help them was hilarious. However I still hadn’t seen that dumb smarty since I slammed the door in his face earlier and while I felt bad for being so cruel to most fluffies, smarties were a exception to that rule as I often took joy in dispatching the stuck up pricks that they often were. After looking around for a bit I still couldn’t seem to find the little shit, then again most of the herd that had gotten in was now outside in the backyard consoling the pregnant mares that I rudely evicted from my house.
Crying and moaning filled the backyard which only brought a slight smirk on my face as I finally found the little shit inside of my own bedroom, going to town on the bag of fluffy treats that I had in my closet. I sat there for a bit after closing the door behind me. I chuckled to myself as he loudly crunched and munched like a greedy pig before he soon noticed my presence and then began to run away screeing for his life. “Nu huwt smawty, dis am smawtys wand!” He said with puffed cheeks as he soon realized he couldn’t escape my room since I had closed the door.
I simply laughed as I punted him like a football into the nearest wall. Afterwards I picked him up by the tail and then began to walk back to the backyard with him dangling there limply. I most likely broke his back but honestly hes lucky I didn’t do worse…
(Feel free to comment and let me know how this one is going and if I should continue it, as recently ive just felt I can’t get as back into the groove of writing as I have in the past which is why i havent posted much or even tried to continue my current 2 other ongoing stories ive been making) (thanks for reading and I hope yall enjoyed it or atleast found it amusing)