The solution to the feral fluffy population (thatmotherfluffer)


Tired of having dead ferals everywhere? Not enough room in the biowaste bin? Well, have we got the solution for you! Presenting, the Fluff-scoopin’ Truck™️

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:scream:

Awesome!

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Awww! You’re making me blush :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Does it have a fluffy sucker on the front?

Cos what if the fluffy is infront of you?

It doesn’t show in the pic

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The underside has a ramp that puts fluffies through the trapdoor under the sleeping mat

The truck moves pretty quickly, so the fluffy gets yeeted into the truck

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Good. Dont want the fluffies getting hit by the car!:wink:

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Awww…
Imagine the fluffies sleeping on the mat, when it opens and they just roll to the floor!

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Impressive so once it collected will it drop off the grinding factory?

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Or is it gonna drop em off at the fluffy in a can-er?

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The fluffies are inspected for undesirable traits, like smarty syndrome.
Smarties get grinded into fluffy meat patties, but kind fluffies go to adoption centers, so win-win for everyone

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I bet you get a few surprised possums and small dogs. With this thing.

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Scoops them up off the street

Promising…

to put them in a tiny fluffy pen

Not so bad!

that might fill up QUICK when encountering a major herd

Oh. Oh dear.

Yes. The fluffies being crushed at the bottom might wish they had been simply mechanically shredded.

This could be very ugly.

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Above the doors are fluffy sensors, they only open when a fluffy is in front of the sensor, and slams shut when the fluffy is inside.

This sounds great in principle. I might point out that

  • sensors sometimes malfunction especially if they’re built using machine learning

which means

  • false positives will happen and thus
  • a small dog such as an Iowa Fluffnutripper could get inside
  • with hilarious consequences
  • okay maybe not so funny for the poor greenhorn who has to clean up the mess
  • but hilarious for everyone else!
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This is kick ass

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Thanks, fam :blush:

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Dude, just poison those shitrats!

I liked it a lot
Great design, and won’t let them scape

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Smarty Syndrome or Smarty-friends too? I’d say mistaking the two is devastating their evolutionary process.

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No. Just no.