The Specialist # 19 [by: FallenAngel]

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Yes, Draaks do talk.

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Oh yes. There will be blood.

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who would have thought that it is so easy to bargain with them

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I suspect that they hunger for innocent souls, and fluffies regardless on what we see in them and what they’ve actually done to each other. Are stupid enough to be forever innocent.

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That smarty is talented. Eat and fuck at once.

Id feed it. Some 7.62x39. Directly injected.

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ENFING AND EATING?
THATS A BADASS!

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That’s not the part that surprises me.

The part that surprises me is that they listen.

For a bunch of hideous shadow monsters from another dimension, they sure are a lot more reasonable than I expected.

They seemed like the “kill first, ask questions never” kind of monster.

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Smarty is living large. First he chases an adult male human and his dog off his new land, and now he parties all night.

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Some won’t why its been ages, could be way back the deal wasnt…good :sweat_smile: its a hit and miss.

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By the way, if you didn’t know, draak is Dutch for dragon.

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I knew you are fucking Dutch

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Oh no wait I said Denmark that day. Fuck

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Haha, yep. I guess I gotta come clean.

But you got it in two tries! That’s impressive. I was trying to give you time to read my stories, because I wanted to see if you could figure it out on your own based on the clues in them, but the cat’s out of the bag.

As a reward, I’ll tell you this:

I’m actually only half Dutch.

The other half is English.

And that’s where I was born. London, specifically. I’m not telling you where I live now, but I will say that I used to live in Almere and Zwolle. Don’t go to Almere. Just trust me on this.

I’m also half Jewish. On my dad’s side. So not officially Jewish, but the way I see it, Hitler wouldn’t like me more than any full-blooded Jew.

So I’m literally a man and a half.

A berserker packin’ man and a half!

RIP AND TEAR!!!

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Hell, this gets better and better

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Well my whole family consists of hereditary Muscovites (including me), so I guess I am just plain Russian :shrug:

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Right. If the Nazis come back, I’m fucked. They aren’t gonna care that I’m only half Jewish.

I can’t join any group that advocates racial purity, because I’m definitely not racially pure. By the one drop rule, I’m a filthy kike, and that’s that as far as they’re concerned. They’d kill me the moment I stop being useful to them.

So I gotta be concerned about the Jewish people’s best interests, because they’re kind of sort of my best interests too. If someone’s got a problem with the Jews, they’ve got a problem with my family. If they’ve got a problem with my family, they’ve got a problem with me. And if they’ve got a problem with me, I’ll give them an even bigger problem.

And you gotta be concerned about the Muscovite people’s best interests, because if someone has a problem with them, they’ve got a problem with your family. And that means they’ve got a problem with you, doesn’t it?

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If they come back, they will probably hunt someone else
Don’t respond to this we are going too far off topic

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Yeah, you’re right. Sorry.

Just wanted to say that. I had something fluffy related to say, but I realized it would come across as really insensitive.

I was writing another story, so I’m gonna get back to doing that now.

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