I’ve got those too, but in my headcanon, most fluffies can’t cast spells. Their lisp prevents them from saying the magic words properly, you see. They can use magic items and drink potions, but casting spells is beyond them.
There was one fluffy who can cast spells, but that didn’t end well.
I deliberately gave some of the fluffies in my headcanon powers that make them immune to the traditional causes of fluffy death. I like irony, you see.
There’s one abuser in my headcanon who just gave up when the pile of weggies wouldn’t stop getting bigger.
Overcoming lisp is quite common in designer fluffy and specially in anicorn and Petra fluffy.
They have the equivalent to after-school programs for fluffy’s speaks impediment.
And fluffy’s have watched lots of human programs on TV and Internet also have better vocabulary.
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Yeah, but after everything that the first wizard fluffy did, nobody in my headcanon is in a rush to create another one.
A smarty with magic powers can be a very bad thing, dude.
And I mean “unleash literal Hell on Earth” bad.
Petra fluffy’s cannot not use arcane magic.
They are smart but not enough to use other worldly powers or simply can’t. 
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Yeah, for now I’m not doing any more wizard fluffies. Maybe later, but I’ve got other things going on right now.
But I’ll keep the idea in mind. Overcoming the lisp is a possibility in my headcanon, but it’s extremely rare, so far I only have one or two fluffies who can do so.
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Theory in the Petra brand scientists that Petra simply cannot connect with nature because of extremely high amounts of synthetic gene there is current debate among staff that they probably do not have souls the staff consider nothing more than meet machine’s.
Rambling of topic.
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I’m not sure what Petra is, I’ll look into it.
But fluffies are still considered a part of nature in my headcanon. That they were created by humans does not matter.
Even robots are considered a part of the natural world. Think about it: what are robots made of, and where does it come from?
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Petra fluffy are my head can fluffy’s they are micro fluffy’s but extremely intelligent and hygiene created by disillusioned Hasbro scientists from the original fluffy outbreak that were peeved at Hasbro for not giving enough resources and security and refusal to neutralise generation zero.
Petra fluffy are the original end goal of Hasbro but we all know how that turned out.
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In my headcanon there’s a disgruntled former Hasbio scientist too, but he thought fluffies were a bad idea from the beginning and just wanted them all gone.
His genocidal mania cost him everything, including his life.
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Petra and fluffy’s are on the same branch but totally split.
Just like mallard and Muscovy’s same family but completely separated at the split.
But Petra fluffy’s true purpose were in agriculture by the main backer being 49% of the project being McDonald 
blue and white variant being the sole owner of McDonald’s
because of Petra’s one-to-one food ratio they were bred for the meet industry.
and the Ronald McDonald in my head can never pardon the phrase clowning around.
The sort of guy blow to head off a little girl with the RPG for thinking he was joking.
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He’s just another killer clown, but instead of killing people with laughing gas or eating them in a storm drain, he kills people with obesity.
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Not a killer clown in the traditional sense but a corporate killer ruthless and efficient.
Rumours about his origins says he’s at least minimum of 500 years old.
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How in the blood soaked prodistan heeell did ya do dat
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I’ve got a few characters who are waaaaay older than that.
Like Victor the immortal. There’s three different ways of looking at his age.
There’s his physical age: 30, and not a day older. Literally. His immortality kicked in on his 30th birthday.
Then there’s his chronological age, the number you’d get if you subtracted the year he was born from the current year: relatively speaking, not that high of a number.
And then there’s his actual age, the amount of years he has lived through, from his point of view: I ain’t saying. But if you want a general idea of how high that number is, read my story “No Way Out”. Fair warning: it’s a story about suicide. Or at least, attempted suicide. So if that’s a sensitive subject for you, don’t read it.
But he’s still not the oldest character in my headcanon.
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Ronald McDonald in my head can is really one of the only true super natural.
Petra stories follow a more standard storyline.
But the Petra brand has created some freaked up things might appear in the stories.
But in the same world as Petra fluffy’s there is extremely rare variant of fluffy ponies called disco fluffy fluffy’s with four colour changing bioluminescent at different points of body constantly swapping colours considered to be the most expensive variant of fluffy only Trillian air can buy.
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He’s got something in common with @FallenAngel007’s Draaks, then:
In your headcanon, he’s a force to be reckoned with.
In my headcanon, he’d just be a bloody nuisance.
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You’re right Ronald would stick a rake up your arse for back talking. 
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Calvin Korkea would put him in a headlock and have him begging for mercy in five minutes. And that’s the least Cal could do to him. Cal is the strongest human in my headcanon, but he’s not the most powerful being in all of existence.
There is always a bigger fish.
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Ronald and mercy. 
Let’s not be ridiculous now.
To be perfectly honest Ronald would have put 15 knifes in him by the time the headlock happened.
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If those knives aren’t made out of adamantium, they can’t really do anything to Cal.
So he’s still got a weakness. Sort of. It’s like Superman and magic: he’s not weak to it, he’s just not immune to it. An adamantium knife could slit Cal’s throat the same way it slits anyone else’s throat.
But if they’re just regular steel knives, they’ll just bounce off. Or break.
You should see some of the other assholes Cal has dealt with, and how powerful they were.
Emphasis on were for a reason.
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