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Yeah okay, that made me laugh out loud.
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i see halfwit is a fluffy of culture 
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Well…
SUBculture, at least.
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Yup…
That’s the general idea!
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Lmao
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Here’s a cursed thing that happened to me involving antique knockers.
I was 16 and my little brother had a hockey camp to attend for a week.
My grandparents had me to go with them, since they were going early and needed an extra hand to help get him dressed for the ice.
Unfortunately I had to share the same room with my grandparents, since it was a motel and the rest of the rooms were booked.
One night I woke up at 4am and the Tv was on, my Grandad just left the room to smoke and I hear my grandma snoring away on her bed. Woken up at this point I grabbed my phone and was gonna watch a little bit of YouTube, then I turned my head and saw my grandmas tits.(Don’t ask me how they were out I don’t wanna know…)
Silently I turned off my phone, wriggled to the farthest part of the bed and laid there in silence.
To this day it fucks me up that the first pair of boobs I saw were my grandmother’s.
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You and Jeff Foxworthy!!
“Ya wanna see some women’s titties? Here’s your grandma! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGHH!!!”
“That’s a sight I shall remember my enTIRE life! Looked like a Bassett hound wearing a shower cap! NOTHING was in the right place! To this day I remember that and get the all-over-body shudders!”
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Don’t ask me how they were out
Mebbe while you were asleep, your grandma and grandpa went ahead and…um…you know?? 
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Attention, never forget the heinous things your grandparents have done in that house long before you were even a concept
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Bullshit “eyes front”, let the boy look!
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Um…Like the “eyes-front” stopped him??
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Well, another culture :v but you never saw your mother naked ?
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I never really met my mother
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sorry then 
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I did once. Repeat, ONCE.
Very, very, briefly.
(Shudder)
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