My favorite Christmas tradition is definitely the Christmas Fluffy. I love picking it out, having it around the house all month spreading cheer, and dumping it New Years’ Day!
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It looks like this was based off Christmas trees being tossed, but elf on the shelf works too. A little friend that stays with you until New Years then has to “Go Home” aka the dumpster behind the Chilis
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Now that’s a waste.
You can spread the neglect out over a longer period than that.
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Then get your New Year themed fluffies and throw them out MLK day. Then MLK day fluffies, etc.
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T’is the season!!!
…to dump those little bastards…
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Christmas fluffies are highly on demand Fluffy for hardcore breeders. These fluffies are designed for being on shelves for 8 months before being sold to the public. During said time, they’re dormant in the foal stage of life. This dormancy reduced the need to feed, clean, and remove any waste the biotoy may make. This also enhanced there GI tract, and fixed the leaky prolapse prone sphincter muscles common fluffies have. Breeders have discovered that breeding Christmas foals with ferals then “poopeh babbeh” foals, they can have a domesticated Fluffy who is capable of longer lifespans, gradually increase the intelligence of the species.
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I had a dream once.
Didn’t get shot for it.
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Well, it probably wasn’t very inventive, then.
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Worthless, disposable, and just barely sapient enough to know it. Everything a fluffy should be.
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Valentine fluffies, St. Patrick’s Day fluffies…
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Big brain idea: someone collects those seasonal fluffies out of the trash, repaints their fluff, and resells them for each subsequent holiday. Anyone who wants to make something based on that idea, go nuts.
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Each time the paint/dye washes out is another fluffy killed in a fit of rage
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fwuffy hab dweam
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Meanwhile the white trash family has theirs living in the window for its full lifespan.
Just Beautiful.
But the proper way to dispose of a Christmas Fluffy is to immobilize them (usually by breaking 2 or more legs) and leaving out exposed on the curb. Allows the little shits to see people walking past so they can cry and beg for help in their final hours. Plus waking up and seeing what contortions their faces have frozen into over night is always a treat! 
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covers face with hand and shoots the bag with a Pistol
oh they abandoned the old one for the new one ah oki
who would spend extra money on new trees, elf on the shelfs, or christmas fluffies, y’all telling you don’t put it in the basement/attic?
/>>Casually locks up a Christmas fluffy in the basement for a year
/>>Let’s out the half-starved fluffy for the time of celebration
/>>locks it up again
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