You are carrot.
A smarty unicorn fluffy living with a dummeh owner, you have orange fur and a long green mane. Once a week every 6 nightie times you get sketties, it’s sketties day and it’s never enough.
It’s the day before sketties day, you are prepared and ready, you strut in the living room with your dummeh owner on the couch watching other hoomans on the teebee.
“Cawwot wan’ mowe sketties on skettie day.” You demand. Your dummeh owner looks right at you.
“We’ve been over this carrot, you get one bowl of sketties, you can only get more if you’re a good fluf-“
“NU! CAWWOT AM SMAWTY!! WAN’ MOWE SKETTIES!!” You cut her off mid sentence, how DARE she deny more sketties! You deserve it even if you’ve been a bad fluffy!
“Carrot! Talk like that some more and there won’t be any sketties day at all!” Your dummeh owner says standing up, trying to scare you.
You open your mouth but can’t come up with much of anything to say, you walk off to your saferoom still super pissed as you start sorry hoovies your stuffie friend.
“Dummeh mummah, dummeh sketties! Cawwot desewbes mowe sketties!” You say pouting more as you give sorry hoovies the living hell out of that stuffie friend.
Awhile later you’re running around playing with a ball, you’ve completely forgotten about skettie day until your dummeh owner walks in the safe room with a bowl of kibble. You stop in your tracks and look right up to her.
“Cawwot nu wan’ dummeh kibbwe! Cawwot am to gud fo’ dummeh kibbwe!” You pridefully say right at that dummeh, surely she’d listen to you now.
“Carrot you have to stop saying that, skettie day is tomorrow alright? And it’s last nummie time so just eat your kibble and go to bed, alright?” She says lying down the kibble next to your Wawa bowl. The boring, old, bland, kibble.
You walk right up to the bowl of kibble, and give it sorry hoovies, knocking the entire thing over.
“Cawwot. Am. To. Gud. Fo’. Dummeh. KIBBWE!” You shout at the dummeh, now she has to give you something be-
“THATS IT CARROT! SKETTIE DAY IS CANCELED AND YOURE GROUNDED!” That dummeh shouts at you while she starts taking your toysies!
“Why dummeh takin’ Cawwot’s toysies?!”
“Because you’re grounded for a week, carrot. That means no flufftv, no toys, and no sketties! Your bed time is now earlier too, so good night!” She says shutting off your lights and slamming your door shut, leaving you in the darkies.
You head to your fluff bed pouting, and try to go to sleep, you’re holding back tears because smarties don’t cry.
You’re conscious and in a big island, filled with pretty mares and sketties, with toyises everywhere! The Wawa is made of that sodee that dummeh owner drinks and lets you taste a little of, it was so good, and so is the Wawa here!
You finish drinking some of that sodee Wawa and go to eat some sketties and effie some pretty mares, after awhile of this you look to the side to see in front of you is a big colorful teebee that plays your favorite flufftv pictures, “the smarty babbehs!”.
It’s about these smarty babbehs going on adventures! One even looks just like you! You know all the characters’ names and theme song. You climb on top of a big fluff pile to make sure you get the bestest spot to see it. It’s your favorite episode, and it plays over and over again. You truly deserve this.
You wake up hungry, you forgot to eat last night. You walk to the tipped over bowl of kibble, which is weird but the dummeh kibble probably did it to itself. You
flip it back up with your horn, and just eat the kibble which spilled all over the floor, dummeh owner, at least it’s skettie day.
You look around the saferoom to see no toysies anywhere. You wait around the safe room bored, waiting for that dummeh to open the door and get you your sketties.
“WAN’ SKETTIES!! IT AM SKETTIE DAY!!!” You yell into the air, waiting for her to open that door and give you your well deserved sketties.
That dummeh comes in with nothing but a stern look on her dummeh face.
“Carrot, don’t you remember last night?! You were a bad fluffy, and you’re currently grounded because you were. That means no skettie day.”
You can’t believe it, this dummeh says something you don’t remember doing and removes skettie day!!
“Cawwot nu am bad fwuffie! Cawwot watch smarty babbehs wiff pwetty mawes wast sleepie time!” You explain to that dummeh.
“No carrot that was a dream, last night you yelled at me and tipped over your kibble, that’s bad fluffy behavior. That’s the rules.”
“NU FAIW!! CAWWOT WAN SKETTIES! NAO!” You demand that dummeh to stop her meanie rules and give you the well deserved sketties.
“If you don’t like it you’re welcome to leave!” She shouts before slamming the door again.
That dummeh! Won’t give you sketties for no reason! But the idea of leaving gives you a great idea. Just like the smarty babbehs you can go on a grand adventure, get something really pretty, return, and get sketties everyday! Of course!
You look around for a way to escape, the open window, of course! You stack your kibble and Wawa bowls directly under the window, with all your smarty strength you climb out the window and fall into a bush.
Although you have some small owwies you still manage to get out of the bush and look on to see a vast, huge forest. You’ve seen the smarty babbehs explore forests before and find pretty things before, this shouldn’t be any different.
You run in the forest and search for anything pretty, until you realize you’re lost. You’re sure you’ll get out of here because the smarty babbehs got lost many times! You look around scared a little, but you still try be brave like a smarty should be, until you hear another voice.
“Hewwo? Nyu fwend?”