Does your fluffy have aggression issues?
Well we have the perfect solution.
From the makers of the Treatie-Pal , we present to you: THE STOMPY-PAL.
Our specially designed Stompy-Pals come in a variety of colors and breeds, from foal to full grown. We don’t want your precious fluffy to hurt their hooves stomping their new stress toys, so the stompy-pal has had its bones softened in utero using a new patented procedure. This also allows much larger litters, making stompy-pals affordable! They can also be fed the same nutri-gel as micro fluffs. We come to you today with a special offer! Buy a 6-pack of stompy-pal foals and a tube of nutri-gel for only $11.99, and we will include one fully grown stompy-pal fluffy! To feed the stompy-pal, simply fill an oral syringe (not included) with 1 ML of nutri gel, and insert into any orifice, once a week! They can usually keep talking until a week of daily beatings, and continue to live for up to 30 head stomps by similarly sized fluffies! While they cannot move on their own, they can be easily forgotten, but don’t worry, if you lose one behind the couch, they can live for up to a month without food! So no worries about stinky rotting stompy-pal corpses!
