Twinkies only have a 25 day shelf life.
Never really got bread fluffies but wanted to give it a go.
Twinkies wouldnt last the trip from the car to the edge of the parking lot for me
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They just say that so they can sell more Twinkies.
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Horseshit, Twinkies are indestructible.
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Careful or his insides will come out both sides… and keep them away from stsllions that might enf em
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Pour some hot fudge (tar) on it and turn it into a chocodile
“Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!” Also, I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to sell them under the “Twinkie” name if they have a shelf life of less than 100 years.
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Wait really?
Well, that last part is something I made up, but they do have that reputation.
But a month? That’s accurate?
No, pretty sure they last for years. The common claim is a century, as I said, but that’s likely a stretch.
Twinkies are like an IRL cross between Lembas and dwarf bread. With a creamy filling.
mf i know your lying your shelf life is the heat death of the universe
and even if it’s not go cry about it to someone who cares