Later that day
“What you mean i cant work in a shelter anymore?”
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you upset me
in that youre so much better huuhuuu
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He felt better though.
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Well, he felt relief before he died…
And also, I don’t know who to blame here the dumb dumbass who gave him elephant, laxatives, or the fluffy, who somehow propel himself via a rocket shits
OK, I’ll give him this, He may have gotten a pet fluffy killed again at least it was funny
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Female fluffies can do the same thing when they give birth.
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No way the shelter is paying that guy enough to clean that up.
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You did the job and helped it, but… remember, these things are literally humanity’s sin and hubris manifest, so Murphy’s Law counts double for them. Where did you even get elephant laxatives?
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The Shit Heard 'Round The World
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I mean, he’s unclogged isn’t he?
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This is why I prefer to give my cats Miralax.
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lil homie went light speed
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I think it’s better we don’t ask because I wouldn’t want to know the story of how or where
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