(This isn’t really a story, but more of an advertisement/explanation on what the store and mill do respectively.) {Btw, im not crazy, the Fluffies in my walls are…}
The Space that Clint bought out was originally a Bank, but after a quick and failed art gallery opened up and closed, it was left completely stripped. Walls, floors, ceiling, everything but the stairs to the other floors was all stripped.
After the renovations, the 6’500 sq.ft building was ready and operational as a fully working Fluffy/Fluffy Supplies store. The Store itself had three floors and storage area in the back, the main store, the basement which was fitted out for abuser type products and punishments. And the second floor, for the Break-Room and for Clint’s Office, Which is mostly left empty as Clint enjoys taking care of Fluffies, and giving tips and pointers to customers who ask. Along with having basic needs such as restrooms and supply closets, the store is fully ready to take care of You, AND the Fluffies we sell!
Here you can see the common and uncommon species we sell here!
Earthie: 30 Dollars and up, depending on colors, and age.
Pegasus: 30 Dollars and up, depending on colors, and age.
Unicorn: 30 Dollars and up, depending on colors, and age.
Alicorn: 80 Dollars and up, depending on colors, and age.
Micro Fluffy
While a risk to keep in any store, Micros are still a very popular hamster substitute . A full grown Micro will fit in the palm of your hand snugly, roughly the same size as a regular chirpy foal. Kept in smaller glass enclosures and divided by gender, all micros are sold for a Dollar a pop, incentivizing the idea of having a small herd in ones home. Alicorn variants will be sold for 2 dollars a pop. Unfortunately all customers who purchase Micros will be informed that they are still fully equipped for mating, as Micro neutering and spaying are near impossible due to their size.
Bowl Fluffy
A relatively rarer subspecies, Bowl Fluffies are semi-aquatic, being able to cross over short distances of water on their backs, similar to a boat, or, hence the name, a bowl, carrying their Foals or anything of importance on their bowl shaped tummies. While most Bowl Fluffies are born as simple Earthies, some rarer variants like Pegasus and Unicorn have been seen, whiel Alicorns are all absolutely the rarest, although these are much rarer and sell for quiet a lot higher than normal Earthie Bowl Fluffies. Bowl Fluffies can come up to around 100 - 200 dollars, depending on colors and age. (any Pegasi and Unicorn sold are around 600 dollars due to rarity.)
((If we ever get a Bowl Fluffy Alicorn, i will never sell that as i will take it home and keep it there with my herd, i do not care how much it’s worth.))
Fluffalo (Aka, Buffalo-Fluffy)
The common Fluffalo is much larger and hardier, than a usual Fluffy, and as such, requires a lot more space that the store is unable to give, but not wanting to deter the purchase of Fluffalo, Uptown Fluffies offer one-on-ones with the Fluffalo that sparks a customers interest! Simply call us up, and well bring the big guy/gal out to meet you, well set up a whole play date so you can get to know them! Fluffalo do come with two large horns, each can be dulled upon request of the customer, but it is just recommended to cork them, as the Fluffalo take great care and enjoy their horns quite a lot! Each Fluffalo, male or female are sold for 150 dollars to 180 dollars, depending on colors and age.
Fluffer (Aka, Boar-Fluffy)
Almost as hardy as Fluffalo, Fluffer are another rarer subspecies, ones that mate for life, and take great care in their young, protecting them at all cost from any danger. Their two greatest assets are their large size, just a few inches smaller than the common Fluffalo, and their Tusk. These can be filed down, but it is not recommended, as the Fluffer take great pride in their tusk, and use them quite frequently, be it for simple things like chewing tougher food and toys, or defense of a yard due to a feral invasion. Fluffers can be purchased starting from 250 dollars up to 350, depending on colors and age, and are recommended not to be neutered.
Shuffle (Aka, Sheep-Fluffy)
The Shuffle is a unique subspecies, coated in colored wool, rather than fluff. Due to genetics, Shuffles are able to rapidly produce milk, sometimes causing leaks and spills, it’s recommended that first time buyers should also consider a milking pump for their new Shuffle pet. Shuffles are great for Nurse-Mares, easily trained and highly accepting, their love of babies is only matched by their love of their wool, if you intend to sheer your Shuffle, tread lightly, as they love their Wool more than babies, and will try to run, unless they understand that their wool will grow back. Shuffles start at around 100 dollars to 150 dollars, depending on color and age, singular as they do not have a Mane. and their body wool color matches their tail.
Sea-Fluffies
Sea-Fluffies are great kid friendly pets as they are cheep, and love human contact. Unfortunately Sea-Fluffies have a very active libido, but of course, here at Uptown Fluffies, we prevent the needless mating by separating the two by gender and only allowing breeding from the good and well behaved. We do carry a plethora of Sea-Fluffy goods and care items, that any customer may need! Each Sea-Fluffy sells for 20 dollars, regardless of color and temperament, as this subspecies is more of a Goldfish replacement rather than a long term pet.
Moo-Moo Fluffy (Aka, Cow-FLuffies)
Cow-Fluffies are another great Fluffy candidate for Nurse-Mares and Nannies. female Cow-Fluffies are born with 4 teats rather than 2, allowing quite a lot of foals to get their fill! These Fluffies also produce Milk, non stop, another pet that should be bought along with a milk pump, as heavy teats will cause the poor Mares to grow sluggish and cause pain when they walk. Makes also have horns, like the Fluffalo, but they are shorter and, while pointing up, end in rounded points. While Kibble is recommended for almost all Fluffies, regardless of subspecies, grass great substitute in case you need some law care done, as they prefer it almost as much as sketti! (Do not tell them about sektti or that will change quickly.) All Cow-Fluffies are white, sporting colored splotches along their coats. Males come in at around 45 dollars and up, depending on age and color, while Females will cost around 150 and up depending on their age and color.
Neutering Policy
{Foals and Fillies of any species of Fluffy that are sold can be requested for neutering and spaying, but never after they have begun walking/swimming and talking, no matter how much a customer willing to pay, as this can be a traumatic experience and cause a comprehensive Fluffy to pass due to shock, or simply enter the “wan die” loop.}
Pillowing Policy
{While the store is equipped to Pillow Fluffies, we do not. We here at Uptown Fluffies care about these small blasphemous creations of man, and follow State laws that protect and avoid the needless killing and torture of said Fluffies… That being said, we do sell DIY pillowing sets as some owners would find their own pets a bit difficult, or aggressive, the method being a last resort. We will gladly supply the tools necessary. We do highly recommend our services on training, before deciding, but it is ultimately up to the owner}
[PS: Fuck you Pillowforums, a pillowed Fluffy is a fucking trauma patient, not a happy one.]
While most of our stock is limited, we do also acquire new Fluffies almost daily! If you want to try and get a new Fluffy today, come on down to Uptown Fluffies!
Angry that your Fluffy disobeyed you, having babies even when you said not to? Acting like a real Smarty? Not wanting to deal with your Fluffy anymore? Well don’t kick them to the curb! Send them to the Uptown Fluffy Mill for training and repurposing!
At the Uptown Fluffy Mill, we pride ourselves on being up to code, and only settling for the best, focusing on temperament and training, rather than nice colors, while yes it would seem a tedious task to train and raise every fluffy, we take pride in the care and work our employees do each and every single day.
When you leave your rude-dude Fluffy, you can be sure we will take care of that attitude!
Cuts to Donna raising her finer in front of 30 or so chattering Fluffies all silencing, at the notice of her raising her hand.
Just like that!
Still don’t want them even after the training? No worries! Well take them in and find them a new home, or a Fluffy Job here at the Mill! Nothing goes to waist here!
The once Fluffy shelter is roughly 10,000 sq. ft. Most if not all the Fluffalo are kept here, but allowed play time and are cared for, when a customer wants to meet with a Fluffalo, they are taken to the store, and allowed in a temporary pen until the customer comes for the play date, where the two get to know each other.
Donna enjoys taking care and training the donated Fluffies, most of them are Smarty and or Bitch-Mares, all who think the world revolves around them…
Donna fixes that quickly.
While Clint takes care of the Store, Donna makes sure the Mill is kept up to quality standards and is always clean, taking great care to make sure all foals are taken care of, regardless of subspecies or rarity… Even Brownies, the non-insulting nickname refereed to Poopie-Fluffies. Despite popular opinion amongst Fluffies, Brownies are probably the best for nurse-mares, or support fluffies, or even ‘Gud-Fluffies/Gud-Mummahs’ Leading by example who show younger troubled foals how good Fluffies/Moms are supposed act and play. No Fluffy is better than the other at Uptown Mill, all are given the same love and care. No Fluffy is bad enough for the Mill, only few are bad enough to never see the Store.
While it’s not necessary, both Clint and Donna recommend the idea of Employees adopting a Fluffy of their own. But as said, it is not mandatory, and downtime away from Fluffies is understandable, and that the work they do is more than enough time with and around Fluffies.
The Mill does have Enfie-Pals, mostly Bitch-Mares who never got with the program and never will, and Smarties who overstepped their own made up authority, and tried to demand shit from Donna or her staff.They also have Breeding-Mares, the worst offenders, foal killers, colt catchers, that kinda of thing.
Clint writes the checks for everyone in the Mill, and in the store, which isn’t much of a problem, as he has been living on easy street since his Lottery win back in 202X, only a few years ago.
Yeah sorry with the long read, but i just wanted to type this up and just kinda lay down the law on some shit. Again, massive shout out to @Alleyballey as i use her guide on Subspecies a lot in my stories and i absolutely recommend checking out their guide here!