Geldie is a certified hood classic.
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Only thing I can remember off hand was the âgood feelsâ instructional sex ed video for fluffies.
I think I also had textured shape blocks in my one chad story that were unique for some reason.
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Gun shaped stick.
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My canon has the following unique items:
Re-Gen, a wonder drug that when properly used can recall a fluffy from the gates of skettiland as long as the brain is intact. Re-Gen is rare as the subsidiary of Hasbio that developed it went bankrupt along with its parent company after the fluffy pony prototypes were released. The Re-Gen formula is considered lost to the world.
Anti fluffy ammunition,special small caliber rounds designed to wound and incapacitate rather than kill. Commonly used to incapacitate a member of a feral herd in order to take advantage of the common empathic behaviour found in fluffies. Cheap and common theyâre used by exterminators,abusers and people who are tired of shitrats shiting on their lawn.
CompoundX,one of many products born of failed attempts to recreate the Re-Gen formula.
CompoundX effects on fluffies are erratic and unpredictable,one injection can result in tissue regrowth and closing wounds only to reduce the subject to a blob of cancerous flesh hours or days later and the next kicks the fluffies bone growth into overdrive. CompoundX is due to itâs nature almost exclusively sought after by abusers especially those who have been in the game long enough to have become desensitized to the point where only fluffies meeting their end in extreme ways does anything for them.
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Iâm pretty sure fluffy shot is called a BB. Possibly a Stern Look.
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Is this to help motivate litterpals?
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In other words, a hamster ball
Soon-Momma Nests: six inch deep hard plastic boxes with a three inch deep bowl on top with rolling balls installed in the bottom of it to allow one to roll it around the house if one so desired, though an additional inch thick section that was sold with it would neutralize the mobility of the nest and a comfortable, durable, water resistant, washable circular cushion in it for the expecting mare to lay on; each one also features slots to allow the attachment of different items to the nest, mainly water bottles and food trays on the side that would be in front of the mare and a special designed funnel that leads to a removable container in the back to catch fecal matter while the cushion itself is designed with a depression that is meant to be lined up with the mareâs vaginal parts so that urine could flow into the funnel; the funnel itself has a changeable flexible mesh screen to safely catch foals that are birthed in a more energetic manner than normal(though there is still the issue of the foals potentially being buried in excrement during the semi-rare occurrence that a mare defecates while giving birth), while the waste chamber can be swapped for an empty one when it is full.
Itâs meant to be a cheap, sanitary, and reusable hugboxer type of product that can be customized to meet the needs of a pregnant mare that is unable to move around on her own.
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I think in @FederalChemical1728âs work fluffies need to occasionally eat their poop to be healthy, like rabbits, so thereâs a sketti spray to encourage them to.
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âSmart E-Z Collarâ
A collar with fluffy speech recognition. It can be programmed to react to certain words. Useful for when the owner is at work. It was originally designed as an emergency contact tool: if the collar hears words that indicate danger or injury, the owner would receive a push notification.
But thereâs an add-on to the product called âAlwayzeâ (their spelling, not mine) that recognizes undisciplined phrases and applies a corrective tightening or shock.
You think your fluffy is saying âdummeh daddehâ under his breath when you leave the room? Set the phrase. and that ungrateful shitrat will get shocked every time he dares to say something about you.
The collar itself is made from material so soft that it feels just like fluffy fur. It actually feels GOOD on their necks and looks very pretty! This way they donât actually connect the shock with the collar. They simply think they are always being watched.
Studies have shown that there is very little barrier between fluffy thought and fluffy speech. Even the most cunning fluffy absolutely has to say what is going on in their minds⌠its just that the more intelligent ones know not to say it when daddeh is around.
The same studies show that when a fluffy canât say something â and they donât associate it with another personality imposing their will â they might eventually stop thinking it!
Any phrase can be programmed in. Just use your imagination!
And yeah it can still be used for emergencies or hugbox purposes I guess⌠if you want to, you could receive a push notification everytime it says âwuv daddehâ when you arenât there just so you know to use the smaller sorry stick that night.
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Also: a smart mat for the safe room that lets the fluffy control or change certain things, like the channel or the color of the lights. Connected devices can be affected, too, like light-up balls, vibrating blockies, litter sweepers, DEAFENING ALARMS WHEN THE WRONG BUTTON IS STEPPED ON, a warmer for the fluffy bed, change in music, etc.
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The Good Mom Shirt - a stiff shirt you put on your fluffy mare so she canât shove away babies trying to feed.
The Good Mom Booties - same thing but so she canât kick 'em.
Pull-Pop Fluffies - bootleg robot fluffies. Just as smart and sapient as regular ones, but even better stress toys cuz you can reattach whatever limbs you tear off and donât need to clean up the mess! (Some abusers consider this a con, so they never really caught on.) (Spare parts for these things were in fact sold at fluffmarts. At least one person bought has spare pull-pop legs for their regular fluffy due to not realizing.)
Fluffyformers - well, these were a thing. Thereâs only Scrap left now. 500 others were made and did get sold as products, but then they all left their owners to go help the Decepticons and were summarily eradicated because both sides considered them a nuisance. A quite short-lived fad (literally).
Cindy - a âyour childâs new best friend!â AI program that was originally made to compete with Siri but flopped hard, only for it to turn out that it worked perfectly for fluffies. Imagine it as a sapient babysitter TV that has a cutesy virtual avatar. Perfect for fluffy daycares and dystopian factories!
Fluffy plug-and-play games - Because of course these would exist.
More products to come whenever I have a funny enough idea for one.
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Iâm thinking about doing something with subliminal messages that trick mares into feeding any foals they consider âbad babbehsâ