I love fluffy products/merchandise.
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The sorry sphere.
Either a glass jar thats round or a gatcha ball that is for micros
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Medications that make fluffy’s feces taste and smell like skettys (not a spray deodorizer, its more like a product that alters the metabolism of feces) and is as addictive as crack.
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FluffControl Collar™
It detects fluffy phermones and reacts according to the rules you set on the app, to adjust your fluffy’s personality. For example;
Fluffy starts acting bossy? Mild shock to nuts.
Fluffy wants to have a special friend? Mild shock to nuts.
Fluffy thinks of skettis? Mild shock to nuts.
I mean, you can technically direct the shock anywhere, but… why would you?
Now for the low low price of $489.99 (plus tax).
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Themed fluffy like 80s fluffies
I plan on making more though
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Lets see, i have:
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My baby Fluff, where you can experience the whole fluffy pregnancy but with human times.
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the Chirpy Orchestra, its a piano but with foals of any stage
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foal-in-a-squirtgun, where you can spray fluffy shit everywhere
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the pega-flier (still on concept), basically is a mortar readapted to shoot fluffies; you have this kit of an RC wing drone (or wingie fwen), an helmet with a microcamera and a mortar.
You put the wings and helmet on your pegasus, turn on the camera and load the fluffy in the mortar and then shoot it in the sky and let it fly for a while.
Its recommended for pegasus only
Thats it
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The Forever Sorry Box. Gonna write a story based on it soon.
Oh, and of course the Sketty Flavouring Spray and the Fluffstation.
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Forever Chirpy starter kit: "Forever" vs "Sensitive" (TooTiredJack)
This nonsense (though it’s mostly just for lols: Introducing Un-Fluffs! (by TooTiredJack)
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That is as disturbing as it is brilliant.
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Products that are made from (sometimes) live fluffies.
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Sily question:
Made for or of fluffies?
Made not sure, only abuse shits because i dont like huggers.
Of… Fluffy shire.
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Instant Burn Gel. There are two products with this name, the first is used for fluffies who have suffered catastrophic fire damage. It forces the burned skin to immediately scab and then scar over in an incredibly painful process.
The other is a petroleum jelly based product used to set fluffies on fire before launching them from specialty catapults.
There are other miscellaneous products but the burn gel is the most specialized fluffy product.
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I think HasBio originally marketed a product called a Litter Pal which was just a mechanical bidet/auto-wiper. No one would want to buy them as usually presented but I can imagine some people would home-make the abuser version.
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I have:
- targeted sex toys for Fluffies to curb the hormonal teens and lustful freaks
- at-home euthanasia shots in a form similar to an epi-pen
- meal-in-a-drink for elderly Fluffies that can’t eat solids anymore
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The fluffy hunter
Essentially, a fluffy pony space marine. Injected with a cocktail of hormones and chemicals grow it into a greyhound sized monster with cybernetic implants. They’re built with the idea that you can use fluffies to kill fluffies. “That’s really stupid, and isn’t it overkill?” Are you say? Well you’re correct and that’s the point.
The Tyco GENEFORGE-
A hasbio licensed peripheral that lets you edit the genetic structure of your fluffies from home! Getting them wings, unicorn horns and whatever you can think of. It also works on LITERALLY EVERY KIND OF MAMMAL. Including people! Oops!
The empathy trap
A plexiglass cage with a fluffy stuck inside of it, that is designed to trap fluffies by having them break into it and then trapped by a spring loaded door that cannot be opened from inside. Instead, leaving the fluffies crammed in there like sardines in a desperate attempt to free their friend. It doesn’t work because fluffies are selfish and will not save each other
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Home Neutering Kits, Home Milkbagging Kits, and Mr.Hurties.
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A certified way of DNA-testing foals to reveal if they’re Hellgremlins (destroy immediately; kill-on-sight demanded globally), SBS (the usual genetical defects we all know) or SSR (more “fancy” way of saying Screaming Shit-Rat; a genetic condition where the foals will have screaming panic attacks & wildly flail around if startled or frightened. These foals will hit anything with their hooves when panicking; potentially killing other foals or breaking bones. Thus all breeders “get rid off” them as soon as they’re identified as does most feral herds).
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Geldie, the Surprise Pegasus! New and Improved (ambitiousleather8309) of course
I also drew a healing gel for ImMobile, by Lothmar (art by ambitiousleather8309) which is a really fun idea
So much Cinnamummah stuff.
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Nu Mo’ Babbehs! is a birth control device inserted into a mare’s vagina. It allows for steady enfing without the risk of foals. Just make sure the mare isn’t pregnant to begin with.
I based it not on a female condom, but on one of these:
They don’t actually harm the stallion unless you pay extra.
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