We’re back, fuckers!
Greetings and bienvenue, welcome to the latest installment of Za’s Guide! A guide long overdue, we’re now covering Jellenheimers and their shitass Redditor cousins.
This misappropriation of booru culture has been accepted for far too long, and I figured that no one could clear up this issue better than a dynamic duo of booru veterans.
As usual, a million thanks to @SqueakyFriend for such excellent work. These guides would not be possible without her assistance.
Oh, and reminder: if this offends you, you’re the problem!
Something that I always thought was weird was the way everyone always drew them as exclusively red, when the original image has multiple varying colors of Jellen.
Good to have something to point to when the inevitable happens and the next person decides to start flooding the booru with their totally original OC Jell the Killer.
Yeah, you know, I’d never actually noticed that. I guess because red is just a very noticeable/recognizable color that stands out among the greens and blues of shit like yard invasions or the cooler colors of home interiors
I think it’s a brand recognition thing. Jellens are most often depicted as red, so doing that keeps them recognizable as Jellens no matter how you mess with their proportions. But if you dig deep into the jellenheimer tag, there actually are a few differently colored ones there!
Nah, imma do my own thing, n-word. Tomorrow I’ll post my oc, Jellen Dahmew.
Eh kills fluffies and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Jokes aside, the ones where they’re out of view for a second and next thing you know they’re covered in fluffy guts are my favorites. I remember one where one is just suddenly surrounded by dead fluffy and wearing a fluffy’s skin. Really funny without being genuinely edgy shit.
Also, I HAVE to ask, was this post brought on by any specific incident recently? Feels like it.
Tomorrow I’ll post my oc, Jellen Dahmew.
