A Helpful Mummah (ESF)

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Time to stretch the Yeeting arm.

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NOOO a pure white and a pure black alicorn!! :frowning:

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Time for a pillowing. THIS is why you either attend the birth, train the mother, or pillow her.

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i will punt that fluffy into the fucking sun

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Time to lose see places privileges. Or glue wings to her back and make her look in the mirror and tell her she a monster now because she’s a murderer.

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I feel this loss is so tremendously immense that the owner would stroke out or something.

I don’t know how much alicorns go for but I know it is a lot. With those colors too? Yeesh

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Very proud. Saved me the trouble of listening to 4 mewling shits.

Edit: scratch that. She’s a poopie babbeh white knighter. Milkbag that bitch

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I kinda wanna see you do a follow-up. What would you do in this case, ESF? :slight_smile:

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Let’s put it this way: When Arabica was a foal the highest offer I had for her was around $5,000 (which I declined since I was already registered as her owner) and she has a what they would call ‘poopie’ colors. Those foals? At minimum $10,000 and for the white and black ones $25,000 a piece. That bitch should’ve been turned into a pillow and bred to make back that investment.

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im hugboxer but… takes out a sorry stick

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Congratulations Clover! You just won a ticket to the local breeding mill! Here you will produce foals over and over again, and you will never see them!
And if you start to be a shit factory, you’ll win the Milkbag spot!

All of this, plus 20 whips of Sorry Stick, for free! Now, come to mama and get worstest owwies!

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it time, rip and tear

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My favorite activity: fixing things worse!

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She just destroyed a god damn fortune. She fucked up royally right here. Although you could also say this is partly the owner’s fault for not instructing or supervising her.

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  • “Okay, Google, how to become an abuser?”
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Holy Jesus she saved a poopy baby!?

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saved is kinda a strong word here. I think its more like “she was only left with the poopy baby after murdering all her other babies.”

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damn it’d be hard to resist the urge to kill her on the spot, the only thing saving her is that she’s a god damned gold mine; multi-alicorn litter with very good colors on top of that.

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That’s agreeable

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