AN: This is based off of @Hrodde’s Sudifluff Studies story. Enjoy!
You are Amelia Roseman, a certain someone’s younger sister. You’re buying a Sudifluff for your existing Bestest Sickie Friend! They’ll be such great friends!
“Mom-mee? Wha’ am that?” Your Bestest Sickie Friend asks, pointing at the white box in your hands.
“It’s a new friend! Meet… Bubbles!” You squeal, opening the box to reveal a white fluffy surrounded by bubbles.
“Pwetty fwiend! Buh, wha am fwiend?” It asks, coming slightly closer to Bubbles as you place the box on the table.
“Well, it’s a soapy fluffy! They can even blow bubbles!” You smile, patting Bubbles as they smile back at you.
“Soapie fwuffy? Buh, soap am bad fo’ sickie-fwiends! Eff-vee-zewo-siks-fouw-twee nu wan!” FV-0643 whines, getting a small flick in the face by you.
“FV-0643, are you being nice right now?” You question, tapping your foot on the floor as Bubbles stares up at you.
“Nu…” FV-0643 reluctantly responds, sighing sadly and crossing its stubby arms.
“That’s right, you aren’t. Now, go play outside.” You sigh, opening your screen door leading outside and watching as FV-0643 runs around.
You are FV-0643, and you are playing outside! You love playing outside! You get to- What’s that? It’s brown, and it’s beside you. Maybe you can play with it?
“Oooh! Nyew toy?” You ask yourslef, sticking your stubby arms into the mud and then plunging yourself into the puddle.
“This am fun! Wuv nyew toy!” You squeal, clapping your arms together happily as you run back in to tell your mommy about the new toy.
“FV-0643, what happened!? You’re so dirty!” Your mommy gasps, carefully picking you up.
“Nyew toy! Wan nyew toy!” You shout as your mommy brings you to a room and sits you down in something bowl-shaped.
“I’ll turn on the sink… FV-0643, you need a bath.” Your mommy sighs, opening Bubbles’ box and taking them out.
“Nuuu! Baf am bad fo’ sickie-fwiends!” You scream, getting another flick on your face by your mummah.
“You should have thought about that before you got so… messy! God, can I fix this, Bubbles?” Your mommy sighs again, getting a nod from Bubbles.
“Yeh, mummah! Wub mummah!” Bubbles smiles, getting a small smile back from your mommy.
Your mommy squeezes Bubbles a bit, and then… then…
“OWWIES! OWWIES! SOAP AM BAD FO’ SICKIE-FWIENDS, MOM-MEE!” You scream, falling over in what your mommy calls the ‘sink’ and sobbing due to the pain.
“Look, Bubbles is crying. You don’t want to make Bubbles even sadder, do you?” Your mommy asks, squeezing Bubbles and cupping the blue substance they released in her hands.
“NuuuuUUUUUUUUU!! OWWIES! WOWSTEST OWWIES!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!” You screech, grabbing onto the walls of the sink just for your arms to slip.
“You’re being so mean right now, FV-0643. I raised you to be a good little talking virus who’s nice, not mean.” Your mommy sighs, making you upset. You want to be good, but she’s giving you so many owwies!
“Bubbwes wan stop! Nu wan gib huwties tu fwend!” Bubbles cries, starting to see the small holes and burn marks on your sensitive membrane.
“No, Bubbles. FV-0643 still isn’t clean yet.” Your mommy says, squeezing Bubbles directly over your eyes.
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HEWP! WOWSTEST BUWNIES!” You shriek, not being able to see the larger holes being pierced in you due to the soap in your eyes.
“You’re almost clean, FV-0643. Don’t stop now…” Your mommy exhales, scrubbing you with something you can’t see, causing parts of your thin membrane to tear out in pieces and fall into the sink.
Your eyes shut closed, never to be opened again. The last thing you hear is…
“All clean! Now, Bubbles, let’s go play!” Your mommy giggles, leaving you in the sink alone as soapy water gushes out of the holes made in you.