Heh. That sounds dirty.
I know what it is, but it still sounds dirty.
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I recently tried zoodles at Noodles & Co. I though at first they were moldy bacon.
However, they werenāt really that bad.
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Especially NC-style, with coleslaw piled on top.
Mission BBQ does that, too. Yummy!
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Iām a picky eater, to be honest. For a number of reasons Iām not going to discuss. Full disclosure, I havenāt eaten a single fruit or vegetable in years. Unless weāre counting potatoes. Or peanut butter. I have no idea why Iām still alive, so please donāt ask.
But what I do like to eat, Iāll eat a lot of, especially if someone else is buying. How do you think I got so faaaaaat?
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Oh, and one thing Americans definitely do right?
Peanut butter. Iāve eaten a lot of peanut butter in my life, maybe thatās why Iām still alive, and American style is my favorite. The regular peanut butter we get here is too dry, itās like eating a drywall sandwich.
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too lazy to read all the comments before mine :
Happy birthday 
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Deep fried Pepsi?
God has abandoned usā¦
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I got mine for ~$55
It was opened but unused stock on ebay. Still had the packing tape on it.
Not even one of the tiny ones, either.
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Happy birthday!
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You are one year closer to death! Congrats!
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Even $55 is a lot of money for me. Thatās about ā¬45. Which is more than I put aside on a weekly basis. I could stop smoking weed, but Iād basically be trading one bad habit in for another.
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I was going to get an air-fryer to toast up some cicadas, but then they all disappeared, and now I have to wait another 17 years ā¦
Powtz
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No, no, youāre supposed to squash bugs, not eat them. Canāt stand insects. Spiders, I like, and theyāre arachnids, not insects. The only reason I tolerate the existence of flies is because spiders gotta eat too.
Donāt even get me started on mosquitos.
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(shrug)
They tasted like peanuts, and had the consistency of a Cheeto.
Not bad, really.
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I donāt mind insects, except for mosquitoes and German cockroaches.
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I donāt even wanna talk about cockroaches. Just thinking about them makes me sick. If I ever see one in my place, Iām burning the building to the ground. Itās made of brick and concrete, but damn it all, Iāll find a way.
On second thought, all my stuff is in my place. So I guess itās back to the drawing board.
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Friggin BEING a German cockroach is an automatic, non-negotiable death sentence, if you ask me. I HATE those vile things.
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I canāt stop imagining a cockroach with a German accent now.
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Insects aināt all that bad. Itās just a matter of a flavoring. Brown sugar glaze or sweet soy usually does the trick. Itās not all that far off from eating shellfish, just bugs of the sea/river.
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