On the Fluffpile a conversation started which led to the idea of egg laying fluffies which have been looked at a few times. River Fluffs [Heroboitellem] but inspired a few ideas I wanted to draw.
A quick sketch of kicking a fluffy nearly ready to lay to hear all the eggs cracking inside.
Krita kept crashing before I could finishing this as my chromebook is a piece of shit, also drawing the hands was going to be an issue as it is hard to get my own hands into that perspective. So decided to leave it here.
Take two of previous concept, I quite like the idea that they think every egg has a foal in, even if they don’t have access to a stallion and are very broody as a result.
“Now look, I’ve told you before that these eggs aren’t babies, they’re essentially your period. Which I know sounds weird but I can’t think of a better way to describe them.”
“Bu daddeh, doo tu Fwuffy awways weady tu hab babbehs weneba, Fwuffy nu hab estwus cy-cuh. Fwuffy nu git pewiods cos tummeh-eggie am awways weady tu be ousside eggie-babbeh.”
“…I’m cancelling the Nat Geo subscription as well.”
I could see Hasbio making Duckies, similar to Fluffies. Talking birds that are otherwise very much like fluffies. Birds are a lot smarter than we give them credit for.
“Did we make the Duckies biologically correct?”
“How do you mean sir?”
“Well, I mean like, y’know how female ducks have a fake anti-corkscrew vagina which they use so they don’t get pregnant from all the gang-rape. Do the Duckies have that as well?”
“Oh, well we considered it, but we thought given the product the ability to NOT produce off-spring would be detrimental to our quarterly review.”
If I were to design the canon for Duckies, the eggs would be slightly sweeter if the hen is treated with love and care. They would be somewhat more sour - and perhaps good for different dishes like bread - if the hen is stressed, such as in an industrial farm. This would mean that the Duckie eggs in the supermarket would have to come from humane farms.
Also, the Duckie hens would have to be dumb enough not to keep count of their eggs. As long as they have two live eggs, you can take the rest and they wouldn’t know the difference.
“Hey Mitch check this shit out”
“Bezos showed me this trick over in Ibiza”
“Wildest way to uncork a bottle of champagne”
“SCREEEEEEEEEEEE NUUUUUUUUUUUUU SPESHUW PWACE HUWTIES”
“POP”
“Wanna glass the suffering makes it better”
“I’m good man”
Open the champagne with the corkscrew probably breaking it in the process, remember to shake up the champagne first so the cork shoots out and wacks them in the balls.
