Indeed…
~Totally intends to get a pair just to disect them~
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But can your Abuela pull one off her feet and fling it at you? That’s the real test.
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Durability is the question.
If they are as tough as regular fluffies, they’d shred like paper if you walked on anything rougher than soft carpet. If you drag your feet while walking, even carpet would not be soft enough.
No going outside, and I’m not sure how they’d hold up on tile or wood floors.
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Get two from different pairs. They won’t match each other either in color or personality.
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Weaw me, daddeh.
Holy Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor it can talk.
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This is vaguely unwholesome.
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Oh man that’s going to fuel my nightmares tonight <3
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Puppy gets a hold of the slippers…
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The toughie equivalent would be the fluffy chancla: “dummy wittwe hoomin mummah! nu smokies in woom! get wowstest owies!”
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Reverse bowl fluffy.
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“No stewp on wego it bad fow slippehfwuff”
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I now wanna see Kevin Hart and the Rock enjoying a bit of movie and cigar night rocking these slippers, 
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More like:
Owner: Oh no, I’m sorry! Are you okay?
Fluffy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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There is definitely a @moonbat variation that makes squeaky sounds every time you take a step
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I see they’re putting my samples to good use. 
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Even funnier is when you take a squeaky step and it absolutely terrifies the slipper fluffy.
“SCREEEE!! WOUD NOISEY!!! SWIPPAFWUFF NU WIKE!!!”
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When the sentient foot creature eagerly asks for me to put my cold feet into its canyon of a body
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Nu bawky munstah, swippah fwuffie am fo’ daddeh not speshuw huggies whewe feetsies go!
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Yeah but on a carpeted surface someone with a shuffling walk would be equivalent to emperor palpatine.
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Slipper Fluff… Not sure how I feel about this. Given the natural fragility of these critters, I can’t imagine this is a good idea.